Mahou Shoujo wa Kiss Shite Kawaru4 Comments on Mahou Shoujo wa Kiss Shite Kawaru

One of the lowest rated modern hentai I could find. Mahou Shoujo wa Kiss Shite Kawaru is based on what looks like a fairly competently made visual novel. Sadly, the show does not boast such a quality standard. But hey! On the plus side, it basically fails to deliver nearly everything promised in the name of the show, so that’s a positive.

Go share the site so I can have enough attention to finally be struck from the internet for good.

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Makai Kishi Ingrid: RE – Mesu Buta Dorei ni Ochita Makai Kishi2 Comments on Makai Kishi Ingrid: RE – Mesu Buta Dorei ni Ochita Makai Kishi

Switching up how the titles work, largely for SEO purposes. If that makes you sad, please blame google.

Anyway, this time it’s Makai Kishi Ingrid: RE – Mesu Buta Dorei ni Ochita Makai Kishi. I didn’t see even the slightest hint of magic, knightly duties, or anything remotely similar to either. Plenty of pig slave stuff though, so I guess that’s at least not false advertising.

One of the two two-star reviews was complaining that the toe sucking part was too short. So take that for what it’s worth.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Eight2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Eight

It’s been a while since we saw the kids over at Milky, so why not give them a visit, I thought to myself. And so we did. Kansen: Ball Buster the Animation. Wewlads. It’s a great way to ring in the new year.

And hey! Why not make a resolution to SHARE THE SITE, YOU LAZY PRICK.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Six5 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Six

This Yule has been sorely lacking in Valkyries up to this point, so I have decided to rectify the situation by way of a 2004 show based on Lune’s visual novel Ikusa Otome Valkyrie.

Marinara. Share-inara.

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The Best and Worst Christmas Hentai Doujin2 Comments on The Best and Worst Christmas Hentai Doujin

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. With boobs jingle belling and thicc lolis telling you to be in good cheer.

So let’s fucking take a look at my entirely subjective best and worst erodoujin that center around Christmas. I mean, I’m really hoping that I find something that really makes the bottom of the barrel feel proud of itself.

I guess we’ll find out. So let’s dream of muscular Santas and see what I find when I go diving into the vast sea of Christmas erodoujin. And we’re going to need strong Christmas theming! None of this “this doujin takes place on December 24th bullshit.”

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Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 32 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 3

The end of Water Closet. And what a glorious ending it is.

Man these long runs really take a lot out of me still. Wish I could do them more regularly but it kills me. Ah well! Suggest some more horrible eroge and I’ll give them a look at some point!

Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber ⤚Game
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Onii-chan Radio #35: A Bad Influence2 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #35: A Bad Influence

It’s time again for Onii-chan Radio.

A few simple things this time, including some talk about video games and meme laws and net neutrality. Not droning about those. I also talk a little bit about loli and Melonpan’s brush with customs. It ended up being more or less the normal length in spite of my thinking I wasn’t going to be able to ramble for so long without killing myself. Still, we’ll see if I do. This B12 shit just won’t leave me alone. Ah well! Porn ramblings until I die, I say!

Oh! And I looked into it. There are erotic cave drawings. You’re welcome.

Timestamps:
0:00 – Intro
1:30 – Melonpan Gets His Porn Seized By Customs
12:48 – Cyberpunk 2077 Demo Impressions
26:58 – California Passes Net Neutrality Law
29:06 – Europe Hates Meme, Passes Anti-Meme Law To Kill Memes?
34:43 – Steam’s First Uncensored Adult Game (Negligee: Love Stories) Gets Approved
41:23 – Eroge Maker Mink Going Out of Business
46:13 – Ask Onii-chan

Thanks Evans for the question. Send more, people. They give me shit to talk about. Send nudes. Send money. That is all. Thank you.

The Marcus King Band – Rita Is Gone ⤚Song
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The Top 6 Steins;Gate Hentai Doujin2 Comments on The Top 6 Steins;Gate Hentai Doujin

Okay, that title is a little misleading. But hey, search engine optimization, amirite?

Basically, we’re going to take a look at one of the best ero doujinshi for each heroine (Yes, Luka. Yes, girl Luka.) in the Steins;Gate visual novel. A visual novel that was so sorely lacking an 18+ version that many a sane man has gone mad trying to will porn into it. Still! It’s a great piece of writing and completely worth a playthrough. That said, these doujin will be in ending order. So Suzuha first and so on. It’s not a preference order because they’re all special in their own way or whatever new age crap people say these days. (Also because Suzuha best girl, Kurisu second, girl Luka third, fight me.)

Probable spoilers in the descriptions.

Oh! And I’ll be limiting it to translated doujin because that’ll help everyone enjoy a good cry while they’re jerking off.

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Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 22 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 2

Back into the water closet. Honestly, a little bit more tame this time. Not sure if disappointed is the right word, but still, it’s a weird game, so there’s nothing to be sad about.

Sadly, even though JAST is having a summer sale, W.C. isn’t discounted at all. Seems like an oversight to me.

Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber ⤚Game
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Onii-chan Radio #34: Wasted Effort Everywhere12 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #34: Wasted Effort Everywhere

A return for Onii-chan Radio. Been a while since I did one of these, as was often the case, Ask Onii-chan is rolled into this one, so thanks for the questions, they’re in there are the end.

A reasonably wide range of topics this time, starting with Granblue Fantasy and its troubled LoveLive crossover. It was good for some laughs, honestly. Pixiv hid some loli posts, Huniepop made the mistake of talking on the internet, I’m play Hapymaher and MORE! Why am I writing this? Search Engine optimizations, friends. I need those hits.

Timestamps:
0:00 – Intro
1:21 – Granblue Fantasy/LoveLive Crossover Drama
10:09 – Pixiv Hides An Artist’s Loli Posts
20:13 – HuniePop 2 Trap Controversy
30:10 – Hapymaher First Impressions
37:11 – Ask Onii-chan

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