Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts

I’ve seen a lot of buttholes in my day, honestly. A lot. But their mysterious power has always eluded me. Thankfully, Valkyria put together Kyuuketsuki to help me understand the deeper powers of the butthole.

A lot of confusing things about this show. Still, it was a good time.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers

This time we address the epidemic of Japanese fathers going missing in the prime of their son’s youth. It’s all too common and leads readily to incestuous relationships. Jung was really clear on this sort of stuff in his seminal writings on the mind where he said “If you work too much, your kid’s going to fuck your wife, dude.”

A lesson we’ll learn all too well in Daisuki na Haha.

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Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 22 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 2

Back into the water closet. Honestly, a little bit more tame this time. Not sure if disappointed is the right word, but still, it’s a weird game, so there’s nothing to be sad about.

Sadly, even though JAST is having a summer sale, W.C. isn’t discounted at all. Seems like an oversight to me.

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Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions1 Comment on Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions

We learned a lot this week, didn’t we kids? Like that it’s perfectly acceptable to pee during sex with your brother.

It’s a comfort thing. You know? When you feel safe and loved.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested

It’s Natsumushi this week. Honestly, when I sign up for train chikans, I want something with a little oomph to it.

That’s molesters these days for you. Flaccid and prone to purchasing illegal soup ingredients. Typical.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training

We tackle real modern problems in this month’s classic. A comfy visit to 2005’s The Guts! or Women at Work in the US.

Frankly, there’s a lot we can learn from this anime about proper workplace etiquette. Also, about the dangers of not being muscular and tan. So many life lessons in just 26 minutes.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Floppy Times at Ahegao High3 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Floppy Times at Ahegao High

I have a lot of question about how the academic structure functions in the world of Drop Out, but I’m not going to let that get me down.

Frankly, if anything, I think this could improve the entire curriculum and get boys interested in education again. I mean, depending on your definition of education.

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Onii-chan Theatre: She Could Shave, Though3 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: She Could Shave, Though

It’s a sad day when you can’t trust a giant with a furry crotch to treat you the way you’re supposed to be treated. Honestly, it’s upsetting. And maybe they don’t make giant razors, but that shouldn’t be my problem.

Still, like my mom always says, that’s the way it goes when you trust a monkey on a train.

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Onii-chan no Game: Otaku’s Fantasy Part 42 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Otaku’s Fantasy Part 4

The conclusion to a game that’s really taken us to some fantastic places. I powered through my crippling medical issues to bring the story to a conclusion.

If you know of any horribly translated or funny/surprising visual novels that might be worth a play, send them over. Shorter ones are preferred.

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