FIVE Good Manga That Are Basically PornLeave a Comment on FIVE Good Manga That Are Basically Porn

It’s December so I’m officially allowed to do whatever the fuck I want for Hump Day Doujin. This time, it’s not even doujin.

What’s that you say? I own the site so I can literally do whatever I want all the time? Touché, fat boy. And so I shall!

Maybe you can’t justify looking a lolifutas slamming giant, veiny cocks into your favorite mind-controlled waifu in public. I get it. But what about perfectly legitimate manga? No problem there, right? Well, I’m here to help. And to put some icing on this questionable cake, I’ll make sure the manga are even pretty good on top of that. These are all translated manga with loads of chapters, so I’ll just be giving super short, intentionally vague overviews to give you something to read over Christmas. What a great guy I am.

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All FOUR Deadman Wonderland Hentai DoujinLeave a Comment on All FOUR Deadman Wonderland Hentai Doujin

I’m officially branding Deadman Wonderland as a cyberpunk book. Fuck you, you can’t tell me how to live. It’s got everything. Freaky robots, weird shit, a dystopia. It counts. Leave me alone. I needed four and I refused to do Ghost in the Shell or Appleseed. I GAVE YOU YOUR POINT OF FLESH, SHIROW! I EVEN TYPED YOUR NAME WITH A W, YOU POMPOUS ASS!

Okay, that’s enough flailing. We’re doing Deadman Wonderland. There are only four doujin in existence that I am aware of at all for the book and all four of them are erodoujin. That’s good luck for me. If you’ve never seen the show or read the manga, I thoroughly recommend either of them… or both. It’s a good time with some great art.

Still, since I’ve managed to narrowly squeeze my way through this month that I arbitrarily saddled myself with as a challenge, I feel triumphant. I am the king of all things. Worship me. Let’s read some porn.

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The Best and Worst Halloween Hentai Doujin2 Comments on The Best and Worst Halloween Hentai Doujin

It’s been Spook Month for a whole heap of days already and Spook Night is right around the corner.

Seems to me that means it’s time to take a look at what I arbitrarily am deciding are the best and worst erodoujin with a Halloween setting. And since I am the arbiter of all that is beautiful in this world of sex and waifus, so shall it be scripture.

Away we go! Oh, and there’ll be a proper Halloween Special for next Wednesday. Don’t you worry.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Goddamn Shapeshifters5 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Goddamn Shapeshifters

Welp, we’re back.

The Patreon’s up. Check it out and maybe contribute if you can:

https://www.patreon.com/digiwombat

If not, hey, enjoy the show

I said the title of this one in the opening and I already forgot what it was.

It was a pretty good one, though. A sleeper hit. Please respect your control sticks.

Also, after credits sequence.

Onii-chan Radio #30: Under Duress13 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #30: Under Duress

Hey kids. I heard this was a site where you can listen to some asshole talk about how much he likes himself without putting out any sort of content.

Yep.

So here’s a new podcast that will answer all the questions including the angry ones. The mic’s a bit quiet on this one, sorry. Was a headset because my proper mic is packed up. OH! And here are the links I mentioned in the podcast:

http://www.livestream.com/dasaku
http://www.justin.tv/digiwombat/ <– I’ll probably be streaming here in the future.

Onii-chan Radio #25: Mirror Neurons Are Neat17 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #25: Mirror Neurons Are Neat

Okay, first podcast in two months and the size shows it. Plenty of great questions and a review of Icarus Publishing’s Cheerful Eros Project led to an sexy good time for the whole family. I cover a wide variety of subjects in this week’s Ask Onii-chan section and it ends up taking like an hour to cover all the stuff you guys sent over the past two months. But hey! Since I am back on top of things, please do send more questions.

Anyway, this podcast was fun times, so I hope you guys enjoy it as well. Well! That’s enough chit-chat. It’s get it going.

UPDATE: Having talked with Simon, he made it clear that the changes made to the book were made out of fear of reprisal from the US government and it’s army of fluttering sphincters. The people to blame for these edits are the US government and prudes everywhere. I’d honestly say the best thing you can do is buy the damn book. Help keep people who are willing to publish eromanga in English in business so we have someone to help in the fight against censorship.

I mean it earnestly, guys. We love this stuff and it’s not something that makes people a lot of money. I can promise you they love it just as much as we do. Actually, they probably love it more. Especially Simon. He’s a huge pervert. So PLEASE, buy his books and support civil rights organizations like the ACLU and CBLDF.

Getting Familiar: Pornography and the Common Man5 Comments on Getting Familiar: Pornography and the Common Man

Since AnimeVice lost my favorite person, I’m reposting this here. You guys will probably enjoy it more anyway. Kids these days.

Why are people after my precious forms of Japanese pornography? Why do they so desperately want to do away with the things that I love?

Well, there’s a number of reasons and I’m going to lay a number of them out for you now. Unless you stopped reading after I brought up my penis. But really, the porn brought up my penis. Awww yeah. Ok, that’s enough of that shit.

Familiarity
While lots of women, and a few insanely religious men, are opposed to regular old double-penetration and barely-legal teen gangbangs, a damn sight more people are quick to judge anything that wanders into the two-dimensional realm.

Now, we’re talking about Japanese 2D porn here. People think Kim Possible porn is weird because the show is for kids so people apply an amount of innocence to the characters that they didn’t necessarily ask for. As for Japanese ero art, the problem is one of familiarity.

By and large, the Western world is fairly insular and, by nature of the Judaic religions, also carries a great deal of shame and denial as relates to sexual gratification. That is to say, women put their fingers inside their vaginas, but talking about it is taboo because there’s a lot of shame attached (among other things, I’m working against the clock here).

Anyway, that combination of insularity and the inability to openly enjoy things that are sexually gratifying makes for a fairly potent reaction to something that is both borne of a foreign culture and sexually gratifying.

That might require a bit of explanation: I know there are some Europeans reading this and thinking “Hey! I’m pretty worldly,” but the fact of the matter is that you likely know less about Japanese culture than you know about ancient Greece or Egypt. That’s a pretty bold statement, I know. But it’s backed up on a daily basis when well-known bloggers who shall remain nameless make blatantly incorrect statements about a country in which they live.

It’s human nature, though. We strive for familiarity because it’s the only way we can feel comfortable. People stay in rut jobs and shitty relationships because they’re familiar. So take the fire of a completely foreign culture (no Judaic dogma, chopsticks, etc.) and throw fuel on it in the form of boobies, it sends simple minded people into a spiral of discomfort so twisting they can only start screaming for the government to make it all better for them. It’s a sad case.

Subcultures
While the overarching theme here is that the Judaic (we’re talking all spin offs here, not just Judaism) mindset has led to a lot of sexual shame, it doesn’t so much describe societal reactions to 2D porn so much as it explains the underlying reason people act the way they do.

The other elephant in the room is mainstream society. While pornography in and of itself is fairly mainstream, 2D porn is seen as something for nerds, weirdos, rapists, and pedophiles. Why is that?

Well, in a way it ties back to the first point about familiarity. Subcultures are, by their very nature, unfamiliar territory for the mass populace. This is one place that those of us who love the stuff which makes us all juicy aren’t doing ourselves any favors.

Yes, I am talking to you, socially inept, fat, odorous weirdo. Stop standing in the corner and breathing heavily. Will it change the stigma behind admitting that you look at 2D porn? No, not really. But it will go a long way towards making your local reactions a lot more favorable.

But that’s not the whole thing. Subcultures always have the stereotypes that go along with them. If you’re in a frat, people think you probably say bro a lot and think the shocker is the greatest sexual maneuver yet invented. If you’re black, people think you steal things. If you’re an anime nerd, you are obviously socially inept, fat, and probably scratch yourself more often than you should.

That’s sort of the problem. When you tie that anime nerd stereotype together with the pornography aspect, the person you’ve just mentioned 2D pronography to will immediately picture you as a greasy fat guy pulling one off over weird porn of girls with pink hair and a school uniform.

Too many people present an image that lends itself to that. Or they’re quick to get defensive when people think they’re fucked up for what they choose to rosin up their bow with. This is the WRONG way to go about things, kids. Believe me.

So what do you do? Act insanely casual about it. The problem here is that YOU need to be comfortable with it to act casual about it. This requires introspection. You need to know better than any person why you like the things you do. You need to understand your own sexuality. They will likely want to know because, well, who wouldn’t be curious about a guy who is so comfortable with something so insanely foreign to them? Maybe it’s not as weird as it sounds, they’ll think.

Getting Comfortable
I’d briefly considered making this about the perfect setup for masturbating, but I have to leave you guys wanting, so instead I’ll give some suggestions of things you can consider, regardless of which side of the 2D porn divide you’re on.

We’ll start with the pro-hentai kids. As I said above, you need to know why you like the things you do. This sort of introspection can be applied to anything and it’s really a generally good way to grow as a person. People might be bothered that I say that in relation to porn, but they’re just shortsighted prudes anyway.

So how does one go about realizing what they like? Well, it’ll sound a bit odd and complicated, but no one picks up a guitar and knows all the chords, so shut up. You have to learn to think objectively about yourself, pretty much. Again, I know it sounds odd, but it’s helpful stuff. When you’re watching your favorite porn, you’ll notice the things that cause your brain to feel just a little bit warmer or more aroused or more relaxed or satisfied. This will likely be different things in different people, but you have to learn to recognize it for what it is if you ever hope to put words to the feelings you get from watching your eroanime. Was it the expression on the face of a girl? The detail put into the backs of a characters knees? The slight squeak that guy let out as the other guy ran up inside his choco-tube? Realize those things and remember them.

A lot of you might jump to the conclusion that this is apt to make you enjoy the porn less, but I’ve found the reaction to be somewhat the opposite. When you see those things you love, you feel closer to the eroticism. More satisfied and comfortable. It’s good times.

Now, for you haters out there. Well, maybe not haters. But skeptics. I’ll point you back to the beginning of the post. Familiarity. How familiar are you with the subject matter? How many eroanime have you watched? How many eromanga have you read? It’s something of a theme on my own site, but I’ll say it here, the more you look at something erotic, the more apt your mind is to pick up on the erotic nature. It’ll do it whether you want it to your not.

And that’s my second point. A lot of the repulsion regarding pornography stems from a lack of willingness to fully allow oneself to take part in the experience. You might consider going in with an open mind, actively looking for things you might like rather than shutting your mind off and assuming you will hate everything you see. Be honest with yourself. And remember, just because the porn you’re looking at doesn’t have anything that turns you on, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Eroanime and eromanga span all genres and fetishes. If there’s something you think you’d like to see, it’s out there, I can promise you that.

Now, boys and girls, go put something in yourself. It’ll make you feel better.

Mischif no Snark: Love Assistant & MUFS2 Comments on Mischif no Snark: Love Assistant & MUFS

Hello, hello my esteemed readers; happy to see me again? You are? I know you’re lying and you were hoping this was a new Onii-Chan Theatre, but I appreciate the thought. Anyspunk, welcome to another edition of Mischif no Snark! Just an FYI, I will be changing the name of these segments sometime soon, the current one was only supposed to be a working title until someone (cough) posted it early. But anyway, that’s not what you’re here for, you’re here to see me rip on some shitty eromanga, right? Right! So let me just dive in this bitch like the cunning linguist I am:

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Mischif no Snark: Upskirt Mama & Little Brother Junkie5 Comments on Mischif no Snark: Upskirt Mama & Little Brother Junkie

Hello all you perverts and pervettes! Ah who am I kidding, no girls read this blog. Anyway – I’m Jeremy, but you can call me Mischif, and I’m a new writer for Onii-chan no Ecchi! I’ve been lurking here and there for about six months or so, commenting every now and again, and when Randall sent out a call for new contributors, I jumped all over it. Now I’m here, and I hope you don’t mind if I write some stuff for you guys.

Anyway, I was wracking my brain trying to think of something really nice to write about, and in the end I decided to take a page from Randall’s book and snark about something, and it just so happened that I managed to come across two doujins that are prime and ready to be snarked – to hold onto something as we delve into what I’m going to call “Mischif no Snark”.

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