I head back into the toilet of the beast to take a look at low quality hentai and what do I find? Low quality hentai. The last thing I would have expected, and yet, here we are.
Fade to black.
We’ve talked about how Western games don’t often get much of a look and that remains mostly true with Naughty Dog’s The Last of Us.
Still, it warranted enough attention to get a pair of doujinshi, both of which center around Ellie. I’d say that’s to be expected given the nature of the game. Still, a little Joel/Tess stuff? Lesbian futanari Ellie/Tess? Sadly, everyone in The Last of Us 2 is actively ugly and covered with grease so the yuri future is a grim one.
Let’s dive in and check them out since they’re both competently done, suggesting that wanting to fuck Ellie speaks to men of refinement and good taste.
It hurt me to type the title for this post. In many ways, I was resolving myself to pain. I knew what I was asking for.
There aren’t even any words in the god damn thing. I knew my responsibility when I saw it. I knew that I had to do what others were far to scared to do themselves.
And that’s what I’m going to do. Not because I want to… but because honor demands it.
Hey! It’s my birthday soon! So I was thinking, why not highlight some of the absolute best single pages of doujinshi featuring characters giving birth that I’ve ever seen?
I think we all agree that’s the best way to celebrate the miracle of life and so I’m going to do it. Also, I accept birthday gifts in the form of money and links to weird porn. Whichever fits your budget better.
OKAY! Let’s get intimate with the act of shitting out babies.
It’s a new year. Odin has blessed you, I’m sure of it. The Yule comes to a close and we cannot help but feel that life is a path bursting out before us. Of course, new paths breed new questions and misuzu -Ikenai Koto- is a new path indeed.
If you tell me you love me in the comments, I will reject you in the kindest way I know how.
It’s been a while since we saw the kids over at Milky, so why not give them a visit, I thought to myself. And so we did. Kansen: Ball Buster the Animation. Wewlads. It’s a great way to ring in the new year.
And hey! Why not make a resolution to SHARE THE SITE, YOU LAZY PRICK.
Fairies are neat, right? Everyone likes fairies. And if you treat them right, surely Odin will bless your year. The closest you get to fairies in the Norse world are elves though, depending on the source. But still, the Allfather would probably approve of this one. She seems pretty chill.
Share the love, guys. It’s the Yuletide.
I’m officially branding Deadman Wonderland as a cyberpunk book. Fuck you, you can’t tell me how to live. It’s got everything. Freaky robots, weird shit, a dystopia. It counts. Leave me alone. I needed four and I refused to do Ghost in the Shell or Appleseed. I GAVE YOU YOUR POINT OF FLESH, SHIROW! I EVEN TYPED YOUR NAME WITH A W, YOU POMPOUS ASS!
Okay, that’s enough flailing. We’re doing Deadman Wonderland. There are only four doujin in existence that I am aware of at all for the book and all four of them are erodoujin. That’s good luck for me. If you’ve never seen the show or read the manga, I thoroughly recommend either of them… or both. It’s a good time with some great art.
Still, since I’ve managed to narrowly squeeze my way through this month that I arbitrarily saddled myself with as a challenge, I feel triumphant. I am the king of all things. Worship me. Let’s read some porn.