Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Four4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Four

It’s important to remember that the holidays are about family. And questionable chemical sprays of unknown origins. And spycam teddy bears. And whipped cream.

Onward we forge! Share, grow the site. Help me out!

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Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Three4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Three

Day three is a non-stop blast of joshikousei. No idea how you’re even supposed to wank to this, honestly. It’s so fast. Everything just keeps blasting by.

But that’s fine. Odin’s one eye is looking down on you, so do your best.

Kyonyuu JK ga Ojisan Chinpo to Jupo Jupo Iyarashii Sex Shitemasu. ⤚Show
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Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Two2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day Two

Fairies are neat, right? Everyone likes fairies. And if you treat them right, surely Odin will bless your year. The closest you get to fairies in the Norse world are elves though, depending on the source. But still, the Allfather would probably approve of this one. She seems pretty chill.

Share the love, guys. It’s the Yuletide.

Fairy Forest Remi-chan ⤚Show
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Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day One4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Yule 2018 Day One

A Gift given in the form of a request fulfilled. Chikan Shita Joshi*sei to Sonogo, Musabori Au Youna Doero Junai is today’s episode. John requested it and helped confirm for all time that 3DCG hentai is going to be the doom of happiness for us all.

AH WELL! ‘Tis the season!

Chikan Shita Joshi*sei to Sonogo, Musabori Au Youna Doero Junai ⤚Show
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Onii-chan Theatre: The Joys of Truck Ownership1 Comment on Onii-chan Theatre: The Joys of Truck Ownership

In this month’s classic we’re watching what is likely one of the early digital hentai shows, Living Sex Toy Delivery or Nikuyoku Gangu Takuhainin.

Honestly, there’s just too much to enjoy about this show. Awkward early digital art, horrible coloring, VHS chromatic aberration. Also, turns out it was based on a visual novel of the same name. A true classic that I hope will never be forgotten, the DVD and VHS are both fully out of print in every region, as far as I can tell so archive it while you still can.

As ever, do the share thing.

Living Sex Toy Delivery ⤚Show
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Onii-chan Theatre: The Amazing, Disappearing Armpit Hair4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: The Amazing, Disappearing Armpit Hair

How low will QueenBee sink? We may never know. But certainly there are some magical moments in their adaptation of Monorino’s eromanga Tinderbox.

And by magical moments, I mean awful trainwrecks in slow motion. Live2D abuse should be outlawed by an international tribunal or something. Clearly it’s the only way to stop them now.

But hey! This one is super consensual, so at least they’ve got that going. Now be consensual and share this video.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Everyone Else Was Doing It2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Everyone Else Was Doing It

So, today it’s the ONA version of the eromanga Rape Gouhouka!!!!

Those four exclamation points are the original author’s, not mine, though this is a pretty exciting little story. I mean, honestly, the banality with which rape is made legal… just crazy stuff. Magical, even. Plus hey, this was affordable and they made an attempt. A shitty attempt, but they made one.

Share and Patreon pls.

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Onii-chan Theatre: A New Low6 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: A New Low

Well… Queen Bee went and did it. They plumb the lower depths of quality in a way I thought would end up going to some other member of the Lazy-Warps-As-Animation Brigade.

Hasan de Ageru is honestly an embarrassment to the manga it comes from and to the idea of eroanime as a whole. Legitimately, there was so much horrible work in this I couldn’t keep up. Wow. And I checked the price. ¥3,354. Wow.

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Onii-chan Theatre: The Dangers Of Friendly Fire6 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: The Dangers Of Friendly Fire

As a man, you learn the dangers of how you aim your cock when you’re about to fire off a load. Our tragic hero, however, seems to have no concern over the direction of anyone’s jism and he suffers for it.

Toushin Toshi II is a bit of a scattershot hentai, but it’s a Pink Pineapple/Alice Soft classic and the opening scene is fantastic. The rest? Basically incoherent.

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