Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts

I’ve seen a lot of buttholes in my day, honestly. A lot. But their mysterious power has always eluded me. Thankfully, Valkyria put together Kyuuketsuki to help me understand the deeper powers of the butthole.

A lot of confusing things about this show. Still, it was a good time.

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The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin3 Comments on The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin

There are things that you don’t come across very often, even when rummaging through the bottom of the doujinshi barrel. Chief among those things are doujin of Western cartoons. While there are some very minor exceptions and a very small fan base, most Western cartoons are almost entirely unknown to the Japanese. The few that are have been the ones which got anime re-imaginings like TMNT and Powerpuff Girls, but even those weren’t exactly smash hits and PPG in particular bears little resemblance to its original form.

The Simpsons, while popular in nearly every other country on the planet, have also failed to break into the Japanese market as a cartoon. Fox has tried a few times, but for some reason they’ve just never been able to get any traction. Still, interestingly enough, The Simpsons are likely one of the most recognizable western cartoons to Japanese audiences. The reason is that The Simpsons were used for advertisements for C.C. Lemon and, later, in a cross promotion with Mister Donut (commonly shortened to Misudo in Japan). Mister Donut actually has a fairly interesting history, but that’s maybe a story for another doujin.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers

This time we address the epidemic of Japanese fathers going missing in the prime of their son’s youth. It’s all too common and leads readily to incestuous relationships. Jung was really clear on this sort of stuff in his seminal writings on the mind where he said “If you work too much, your kid’s going to fuck your wife, dude.”

A lesson we’ll learn all too well in Daisuki na Haha.

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Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions1 Comment on Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions

We learned a lot this week, didn’t we kids? Like that it’s perfectly acceptable to pee during sex with your brother.

It’s a comfort thing. You know? When you feel safe and loved.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested

It’s Natsumushi this week. Honestly, when I sign up for train chikans, I want something with a little oomph to it.

That’s molesters these days for you. Flaccid and prone to purchasing illegal soup ingredients. Typical.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training

We tackle real modern problems in this month’s classic. A comfy visit to 2005’s The Guts! or Women at Work in the US.

Frankly, there’s a lot we can learn from this anime about proper workplace etiquette. Also, about the dangers of not being muscular and tan. So many life lessons in just 26 minutes.

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The PUBG Hentai Doujinshi2 Comments on The PUBG Hentai Doujinshi

Maybe not a Humpday Doujin since I might not get one a week done. Still, I’d like to bring back digging deeper into the fun of Japanese pervert shit than just making fun of a few kinds of porn.

Naturally, that leads us to PUBG. PUBG’s been something of a mixed bag for Japanese internet culture. Some fairly major Virtual YouTubers have spent time in the game and it’s certainly got its place in the pantheon of games which broke through an international barrier. FPS games haven’t really been a popular thing in Japanese culture, especially not if they’re western in origin. PUBG sits in a bit of an odd spot, being published by a Korean company, but still being a very western rooted FPS/TPS sort of game.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Floppy Times at Ahegao High3 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Floppy Times at Ahegao High

I have a lot of question about how the academic structure functions in the world of Drop Out, but I’m not going to let that get me down.

Frankly, if anything, I think this could improve the entire curriculum and get boys interested in education again. I mean, depending on your definition of education.

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Onii-chan Theatre: She Could Shave, Though3 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: She Could Shave, Though

It’s a sad day when you can’t trust a giant with a furry crotch to treat you the way you’re supposed to be treated. Honestly, it’s upsetting. And maybe they don’t make giant razors, but that shouldn’t be my problem.

Still, like my mom always says, that’s the way it goes when you trust a monkey on a train.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Rapist Outreach2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Rapist Outreach

THIS TIME! Baka na Imouto wo Rikou ni Suru no wa Ore no XX Dake na Ken ni Tsuite. Yep, I didn’t try saying it. Why should I? I’ve got better things to do with my time. I don’t care anymore.

Thanks, Phil Collins. You helped me fill out this post box. I owe you one, if you’re reading this. Get divorced again, Phil. It made your music good.