Onii-chan Radio #22: I Read You12 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #22: I Read You

Yeah buddy. Life’s good. Livin’ large. Really? No. But that’s fine. Let’s get on with it! The first fucking Onii-chan Radio in a while. What’d we talk about? Life, love, and girls with penises. It’s a can’t miss episode guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat for the full 90 ridiculous fucking minutes can’t anyone shut this asshole up? For the love of god.

So what’d I review? Only Icarus Publishing’s latest book: Read Me. I can’t exactly link the store entry because Simon is a lazy cunt who’s not got it up on his site yet. But please do go out and get yourself a copy. It’s well worth it. What else was I going to talk about? Fuck, I guess it doesn’t matter. I’ve already run on for 90 minutes in the podcast proper, so I’ll see you fuckers in a week, eh?

Oh right, I was going to link the Lawrence Krauss talk discussed in the podcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo.

Please do enjoy it.

Onii-chan Radio #17: She Doesn’t Seem So Cursed To Me10 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #17: She Doesn’t Seem So Cursed To Me

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. That’s too many wells… Ok let’s reign this description in and get on with shit. This week there’s a SPECIAL SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT! And we review the Icarus Publishing title The Girl With A Thousand Curses. WHICH Simon does not have on his web store, so check your local retailers. So enjoy the podcast and do go find a copy. Oh, and I said that it was released in April but it actually came out in June due to some delays in the printing process so Icarus could make it look nicer. Looks like they just didn’t update the back bit, I guess? Whatever, doesn’t matter! Enjoy the podcast.

Note: Sound goes a bit wonky at 23:13 for a minute or two due to issues with my soundcard. Apologies about that, not much I can do to fix it at the moment. I’ll get a new mic/soundcard at some point in the future.

Onii-chan Radio #12: I Might Be Boss4 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #12: I Might Be Boss

So, it’s that time again, I guess, for another episode of Onii-chan Radio. I cover a lot of fun topics this time, ranging from the blossoming feelings of a pubescent female to the intricacies of girls who can grow dicks spontaneously. All-in-all, I’d say it was a pretty good episode. Felt good anyway. I totally came halfway through. It’s hard to keep the energy after a blowout like that, but I tried to keep it up. I think you can appreciate it.

Onii-chan Radio #11: Purely for Safe Keeping5 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #11: Purely for Safe Keeping

Oh what a wild and wacky podcast we have today. I have been fatted up with delivery pastas and sandwiches. BUT DID I LET A SLOWLY CREEPING MALAISE WASH OVER ME? NO I DID NOT! I SOLDIERED ON! I TYPED IN CAPS! I BRAVED THE FRONT LINES OF TALKING INTO A MICROPHONE, ALONE IN A SMALL APARTMENT LIKE A CREEPY LOSER FOR YOU PEOPLE!

If you read all of that, good work. I’d have given up halfway through and gone to get a snack. But that’s not what you’re here for! Presumably! So without further delay (not that you were forced to take to this post in linear fashion or anything), I hereby (oh, now he thinks he’s all fancy) give you the latest episode of Onii-chan Radio.

Onii-chan’s Dirty Past8 Comments on Onii-chan’s Dirty Past

Well hello there, dear readers. I was thinking about days gone by and lamenting that my entire archive got lost when I made the stupid, fuckhead decision to shut down OCnE in the first place. But like I said before, I have become a purveyor of porn. Luckily, through the power of web archives, I have been able to restore a good deal of my original posts, a good number of them even have the pictures that were included with the posts! How fucking awesome is that? So be sure to dig around the site and have a gander at the new posts. Most of them are good reads, I promise. And to any old readers… it’s hella nostalgic, man. Seriously.

The Machinations of Erotism: Futanari14 Comments on The Machinations of Erotism: Futanari

Apologies for the lack of posts. It’s a busy time of year. So, anyway, I’ve spent a good deal of time, as you may know, considering human sexuality, especially as concerns 2D fetishism and the various subdivisions thereof. This series of… discussions, I guess you could call them, are one of the things I started OCnE to talk about as I’ve wanted to put forth my ideas on the various “weird” and “gross” (as mainstream society tends to see them, fetishes of our 2D world and maybe give fans a few places to turn for help with explaining their fascination to others; likewise, a place for those unacquainted with the particular fetishes to get a better understanding of what is at play here and a perspective that will help them see it through the eyes of a fan of that fetish.

Today, we’ll be talking about futanari. Chicks with penises. A bold choice for a first post on the subject, no doubt, but often one of the least understood of fetishes and one that has a very non-vocal fanbase outside of certain image boards and the futaket convention. Likewise, it is a fetish that is one of my personal favorites and I hope to help explain why, such that others might find their way into the glorious light of man-free sex.

First things first, often times I see an amount of confusion for futanarikko as trannies. This is a fairly inaccurate statement. While the two are not mutually exclusive in the minds of many partakers of the futanari, many of the fans I have talked to draw a firm line between females with penises and men with fake breasts and cheap wigs. I’d love to post a picture for comparison sake, but I shan’t like to do my readers such an injustice. We are, generally, not fans of futanari because of the idea that it’s a man with breasts, but rather because of the overflowing femininity that has been given an overwhelmingly masculine appendage. A lot of this comes from the fact that men are visually oriented sexually, almost to a fault. I often use the example that if you showed a close-up of a hotdog rubbing between the edges of a hotdog bun, many men would get hard.

By that same token, let’s take a perfectly acceptable situation, sexually, and apply it here. The blowjob. It’s an oft pondered over thing why men so enjoy seeing a blowjob scene in porn, sometimes to the preference of all else. There is a simple word that will play heavily into pretty much any fetish I talk about here, and that is proxy. Men, while it is not needed, are generally greatly aided by a proxy so that they can have someone to relate to in the erotic situation. This is something that not many men consider, I imagine, but it is often the case. The penis being sucked because our penis in our minds and the imagery becomes all the more potent. Now, let’s apply this to futanari. When the penis is in full view, we have a proxy without any sort of competition, i.e. another male. That is to say, we don’t have a guy who doesn’t fit properly into our mental image of ourselves, instead we have a penis, through which to proxy, and a second woman. So, in effect, the sexual imagery is all the more potent.

For the slow people, I will sum it up. You get all the benefits of yuri and hetero porn without the fat guy with no face. In fact, that is one of the things I find the most enjoyable. You get a (in the stuff I look at) beautiful girl fucking another beautiful girl, making those wonderful expressions. To draw another example that is nice and quotable, it’s like strap-on porn with a money shot. Many men know the importance of seeing ejaculation. To explain, it is very similar to the original proxy of the penis to begin with, their sexual excitement and release becomes ours in our mind. Likewise, seeing ejaculate tends to do for males what seeing a delicious meal does for a hungry person. These topics are basically just relative to normal sex, but that is really the truth to futanari, it’s not that far off from normal sex. Just take a girl in a strap-on, make the strap-on real and you’re done.

Anyway, that’s about all I have for this one, since I am lazy. Haha. Please feel free to ask further questions or present your views in the comments. I’d like to hear them.

The Machinations of Erotism: Futanari

Ask Onii-chan: Orientation ImpossibleLeave a Comment on Ask Onii-chan: Orientation Impossible

I hope you will all forgive me the horrible post title. I couldn’t help myself. Also, I hope you folks like the new layout. Be sure to let me know. And today, I will play the gender bending Onii-chan and answer a question from a girl. Now, before you guys get too excited, she might be gay. But that’s what I’m here for. Onii-chan makes it all better.

Hi Onii-Chan,

Im a girl and I like hentai especially futanari (the ones with both). I am beginning to think that 1. I am a lesbian and 2. I am a pervert. I am ashamed to talk to even my liberal friends about it. Is it okay for a girl to like hentai for the girls and not necessarily a lesbian?

A fair question! Let’s start with the first bit, as it is a fairly short answer, and work forward from there. So, firstly, no you are not a lesbian. As I have said before, in most cases I have seen, 2D fetishes come from a far different place than 3D interests, and I’ve seen a good number of cases (friends, mind you) in which there are girls that even prefer yuri hentai to other forms. It’s not uncommon for an open minded girl, by any stretch. Especially when you add the masculine aspects into the equation. So, I mean, that’s that. I don’t think you’re gay, especially if you still like dudes. Of course, if you are, that’s something you need find out for yourself anyway. Of course, there’s also being bi. Also, grabbing the last question, it’s absolutely ok for girls to like futanari and yuri and all that sort of female-centric ero and not be a lesbian.

Moving on. Are you a pervert? Well, this question… a-ha… I’d say it has two real answers depending on how you’d like to look at what a pervert is. On the outside, a lot of perverts are the sort of people who make other people uncomfortable with their own comments and actions, such as talking about sexual stuff in detail around people who clearly don’t want to know what you’re… you know… girl-jerking it to. On the other side of the coin, the things you are looking at are indeed perverse and the people you tell about them will likely consider that to be perverted. But everyone gets off to their own stuff, so it’s just a sort of innate bias that we apply to people because we want to pretend to we are above them morally or that we just don’t want to try to identify with the things they like. So that’s how that is. To me? No, you’re not a pervert. To lots of other people? Maybe so. But again, it’s no one’s business what you are in to. Sexual things are private, after all.

Let me use that to segue into the last bit I am going to discuss here. Being ashamed to talk to anyone about hentai is pretty normal. We’re part of a pretty niche group, especially when you consider futanari. I’ve personally found VERY few people who “get” futanari, so talking to friends about it is something that the more reactionary friends may take rather drastically. I could see friends thinking it’s weird and maybe not being able to get over it. But then they weren’t your friends to begin with… or whatever. Anyway, you can’t always expect people to share your fetishes (especially as diverse as the subgenres are in hentai), but if you really want to have someone to talk to about it, Six and I are around. Haha. And barring that you can always “happen” to browse to some futanari and judge their reaction. Although, some futa fans get into a habit of pretending not to like it to people so maybe test the waters subtly. If you can’t be subtle then just bring it up and say “Well, I like it.” and just stick to your guns and explain what you like about it. It’s good to try to think of specifics, as always. Things about how it’s the best of both worlds. The softness of a woman and the masculinity of a man. There’s a lot of attitude presented in lots of futa pictures, so be sure to pay attention to shots you like and thing of specifics. Confidence tends to help people swallow things they might find weird. Keep in mind, though, that this stuff is a private thing and you can always just not tell “real” friends and keep it to people online that you already know share somewhat similar interests.

As I always say, I hope this was helpful. And again, anyone who has similar stories and advice, please share it with us BECAUSE IT’S HELPFUL.

Onii-chan is getting sick of writing these damn things for himself… it would make a lot of sense for him to just make a single one to copy over and over. Well, either way, be sure to shoot him an e-mail if you have ANY questions about anything. He loves you all.

Hump Day Doujin: blow the nightLeave a Comment on Hump Day Doujin: blow the night

Yeah, yeah. I’m late. If you guys follow my posts at ikimashou then you know what the score is. And as such, I do believe I promised you guys we would be going to Fetish town this week, and SO WE SHALL! Seriously, this post will have to be the highlight of my day, since it was otherwise pretty lame. Had a good lunch though. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?! POST THE DOUJIN ALREADY! FUCK! Oh, and Six is working on a new review, it’s coming soon. Promise.

Well, before we begin, you will notice the categories this is in. Yes, we’re popping your futanari cherry. Well, maybe not, but we’ll damn sure try! This week’s feature is Blow the Night by the wonderfully talented circle HarthNir. HarthNir is a circle with a wide range of talents. They’re doujin has covered the gaming scene from Final Fantasy 8 to Wild Arms 3; they’ve done anime based doujin; they’ve done short stories; and it’s all good stuff. Now, before you get worried that I’m going to post some Japanese-only erotic novel, don’t get too freaked out. It’s not that. But I feel it’s worth noting that they can bring the story line, and the fetish story line at that. Their art isn’t always so clean as the other doujinshi that have been featured thus far, but they tend to save the sketchy art for the back pages and generally put their best foot forward for the bulk of the any image heavy works. That being said, let’s move on to the meat of this particular offering.

Blow the Night is based on Guilty Gear X. It tells the absolutely non-canon tale of Millia Rage and Kuradoberi Jam’s futanari encounter. One thing that you already know if you know HarthNir, is that they love to draw lactation. Well, one assumes it’s lactation lacking the color and lack of other substances that eject from nipples, but for argument sake, it’s lactation. So this work features Jam sporting a modestly-sized penis (which is on purpose, so as to ease any new people into futanari) and Millia ending up on the receiving end of some extremely hot loving. It starts out with Jam giving Millia’s zealous breasts the what-for and, after a thorough working over of the breasts, Jam comes to realize that all this mipple play has gotten her all hot and bothered. This, of course, leads to her tit-fucking Millia, ending in a facial that leaves Millian wanting. Jam plays coy, Millia postures, and Jam gives her the hot anal pounding she’d been basically begging for, or so you’d imagine. I should mention that Millia makes use of her in-game abilities during this. If you’ve never played Guilty Gear then it could be a surprise for you. But, that being said, this is a hot, non-over-the-top piece of futanari that won’t be off putting for first-timers, though I have to admit that people who demand a bit more out of their futanari might find it a bit lacking. I’d disagree and say that good ero is good ero, but you can’t please everyone, I suppose. There’s always next week. IS THAT A HINT?! WHO KNOWS!! Oh, and for all you people who read Japanese, I left in the text heavy pages for your enjoyment.

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