Well, we continue to march through 1984 in today’s classic. And it’s terrible.
Really, I don’t understand who made this and what friend they had who let them borrow the machine to make VHS copies of it.
I hope you were all alone for Valentines. Back to the classics! This time we get to experience the disturbing reality of 1984 in its full glory.
Some genuinely educational stuff in here.
Time for this month’s classic. This time it’s the second ever hentai OVA, the first being a Patron Only deal. Cream Lemon’s a long running hentai OVA series and the first one comes out of the gate swinging with some classic good times involving childhood trauma and incest. A stunning combination.
Anyway, if you like what I do, of course you do. Idiot. Give me money and share the site.
Fairies are neat, right? Everyone likes fairies. And if you treat them right, surely Odin will bless your year. The closest you get to fairies in the Norse world are elves though, depending on the source. But still, the Allfather would probably approve of this one. She seems pretty chill.
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This very Thankful month’s classic is Megami Kyouju by Cherry Lips and boy does it have some fun stuff going on. Gotta get me one of those guns.
2003 always seems so much more recent than it actually is. Well, to me anyway. I’m old and shit. Anyway, remember to spread the love around so people come watch my shit.
In this month’s classic we’re watching what is likely one of the early digital hentai shows, Living Sex Toy Delivery or Nikuyoku Gangu Takuhainin.
Honestly, there’s just too much to enjoy about this show. Awkward early digital art, horrible coloring, VHS chromatic aberration. Also, turns out it was based on a visual novel of the same name. A true classic that I hope will never be forgotten, the DVD and VHS are both fully out of print in every region, as far as I can tell so archive it while you still can.
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As a man, you learn the dangers of how you aim your cock when you’re about to fire off a load. Our tragic hero, however, seems to have no concern over the direction of anyone’s jism and he suffers for it.
Toushin Toshi II is a bit of a scattershot hentai, but it’s a Pink Pineapple/Alice Soft classic and the opening scene is fantastic. The rest? Basically incoherent.
We tackle real modern problems in this month’s classic. A comfy visit to 2005’s The Guts! or Women at Work in the US.
Frankly, there’s a lot we can learn from this anime about proper workplace etiquette. Also, about the dangers of not being muscular and tan. So many life lessons in just 26 minutes.
Lots of strong self-defense lessons in the 2006 (Jesus, that’s newer than I expected) Classic Ma ga Ochiru Yoru.
I mean, I learned a lot.
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