Well, Koi Kishi Purely☆Kiss was pretty much all a human can ask for out of a pornographic cartoon.
I might have died. I might be dead after this one. Proper dead.
Onii-chan Theatre: Why Would A Maid Wear A Swimsuit? 3
Seriously, they don’t even go together. It’s like a dinner jacket and jean shorts. It doesn’t make sense. Who gets hard just because there’s an apron involved?
Maybe I just don’t understand fashion.
Onii-chan Theatre: Chopper Sex News 4
Okay, full disclosure on this one. I fucked up the first three minutes due to a settings error. Blame the internet. Not my fault.
Anyway, this time it’s Hitozuma Koukan Nikki that comes under the guns. Hopefully you’ll enjoy it.
Onii-chan Theatre: Like Memento, But Porn 6
Seriously, I can only really guess as to what exactly I’m missing here since I cover the sound up pretty much entirely. Fuck sake, just… sex finally happens anyway.
You know, I thought “Let’s watch a fun, happy porn this week.” and this is the price I pay for my non-rape hubris.
Onii-chan Theatre: The Mystery Flap 6
What’s one good turn without the other?
And by turn, I MEAN TURNING THOSE GODDAMN FLAPS OVER AND SEEING WHAT’S GOING ON UNDER THERE!
I bet it’s something really neat.
Also, the video is cut off weird because the LAST asshole encoded the porn at the wrong size (720×408) and this one did it right (720×480) but I forgot to change the encode size. Everyone’s fault but mine.
Onii-chan Theatre: No One Even Smelled It 13
Maybe I fucking suck at this now. Who knows? Well, whatever, let’s find out, eh? It’s been four fucking years, people. What is my life even like?
As an aside, finding actual horror hentai has proved to be nigh on fucking impossible. It’s all mind-break bullshit. So much for a spooktacular Halloween.
Onii-chan Radio: Don’t Call It A Comeback 15
OH MAN! It’s been a while, eh ladies? God, this fucking podcast is so long that I don’t even know what to write about it. I cover a lot of shit in this and I’m going to basically consider it my Christianity podcast as well since a large chunk towards the beginning is dedicated to that. OTHERWISE! It’s more of the normal Radio goodness. Hope you guys dig it, now I’m going to eat some fucking food. And yes, those are traps. I had to throw those pervs a bone eventually. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:11:12 — 175.0MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:11:12 — 175.0MB)
Onii-chan Theatre: I Really Should Watch These First 21
Well… this one doesn’t go quite so well. That’s what happens when you take a random, generally crappy hentai and try to make something gold out of it. I mean, fuck sake, who wants to watch 26 minutes of people talking about nothing?! Fuck sake.
Ah well. It’s good times. Let’s make out instead of watching this. It’ll be way more fun.
Onii-chan Radio: Now With More Teens! 9
That’s right kids! Onii-chan Radios back! Now with more hot barely legal teens! Oh man, that’s going to attract all the wrong kinds of spam bots. … Ah well. Finally got around to answering a month and a half worth of questions and buy howdy is my voice under duress. You guys… you guys and your questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS! WHY DO I DO THIS?! Oh well, send some more and we’ll do it all over again in a while. Good times. Also, there’s no yuri, I just felt like clicking that category. Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:44:59 — 96.1MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:44:59 — 96.1MB)
Onii-chan Theatre: When You See The Dragon 15
Well, it’s about time there was another Onii-chan Theatre. So it stands to reason that your loving Onii-chan would fuck it up.
Ah well! He’s found himself a plenty quick way to make them now that doesn’t take as long, so good news there, eh? So yeah. I hope you guys enjoy this one. It’s important! IMPORTANT, DAMNIT! It contains life lessons and all that sort of shit. Okay, that’s really all I’ve got.