Onii-chan Theatre: The Joys of Truck OwnershipLeave a Comment on Onii-chan Theatre: The Joys of Truck Ownership

In this month’s classic we’re watching what is likely one of the early digital hentai shows, Living Sex Toy Delivery or Nikuyoku Gangu Takuhainin.

Honestly, there’s just too much to enjoy about this show. Awkward early digital art, horrible coloring, VHS chromatic aberration. Also, turns out it was based on a visual novel of the same name. A true classic that I hope will never be forgotten, the DVD and VHS are both fully out of print in every region, as far as I can tell so archive it while you still can.

As ever, do the share thing.

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Onii-chan Theatre: The Amazing, Disappearing Armpit Hair4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: The Amazing, Disappearing Armpit Hair

How low will QueenBee sink? We may never know. But certainly there are some magical moments in their adaptation of Monorino’s eromanga Tinderbox.

And by magical moments, I mean awful trainwrecks in slow motion. Live2D abuse should be outlawed by an international tribunal or something. Clearly it’s the only way to stop them now.

But hey! This one is super consensual, so at least they’ve got that going. Now be consensual and share this video.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Everyone Else Was Doing It2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Everyone Else Was Doing It

So, today it’s the ONA version of the eromanga Rape Gouhouka!!!!

Those four exclamation points are the original author’s, not mine, though this is a pretty exciting little story. I mean, honestly, the banality with which rape is made legal… just crazy stuff. Magical, even. Plus hey, this was affordable and they made an attempt. A shitty attempt, but they made one.

Share and Patreon pls.

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Onii-chan Theatre: A New Low6 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: A New Low

Well… Queen Bee went and did it. They plumb the lower depths of quality in a way I thought would end up going to some other member of the Lazy-Warps-As-Animation Brigade.

Hasan de Ageru is honestly an embarrassment to the manga it comes from and to the idea of eroanime as a whole. Legitimately, there was so much horrible work in this I couldn’t keep up. Wow. And I checked the price. ¥3,354. Wow.

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Onii-chan Theatre: The Dangers Of Friendly Fire6 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: The Dangers Of Friendly Fire

As a man, you learn the dangers of how you aim your cock when you’re about to fire off a load. Our tragic hero, however, seems to have no concern over the direction of anyone’s jism and he suffers for it.

Toushin Toshi II is a bit of a scattershot hentai, but it’s a Pink Pineapple/Alice Soft classic and the opening scene is fantastic. The rest? Basically incoherent.

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I’ve seen a lot of buttholes in my day, honestly. A lot. But their mysterious power has always eluded me. Thankfully, Valkyria put together Kyuuketsuki to help me understand the deeper powers of the butthole.

A lot of confusing things about this show. Still, it was a good time.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers

This time we address the epidemic of Japanese fathers going missing in the prime of their son’s youth. It’s all too common and leads readily to incestuous relationships. Jung was really clear on this sort of stuff in his seminal writings on the mind where he said “If you work too much, your kid’s going to fuck your wife, dude.”

A lesson we’ll learn all too well in Daisuki na Haha.

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We learned a lot this week, didn’t we kids? Like that it’s perfectly acceptable to pee during sex with your brother.

It’s a comfort thing. You know? When you feel safe and loved.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested

It’s Natsumushi this week. Honestly, when I sign up for train chikans, I want something with a little oomph to it.

That’s molesters these days for you. Flaccid and prone to purchasing illegal soup ingredients. Typical.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training

We tackle real modern problems in this month’s classic. A comfy visit to 2005’s The Guts! or Women at Work in the US.

Frankly, there’s a lot we can learn from this anime about proper workplace etiquette. Also, about the dangers of not being muscular and tan. So many life lessons in just 26 minutes.

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