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Onii-chan Theatre: I Really Should Watch These First 21

Well… this one doesn’t go quite so well. That’s what happens when you take a random, generally crappy hentai and try to make something gold out of it. I mean, fuck sake, who wants to watch 26 minutes of people talking about nothing?! Fuck sake.

Ah well. It’s good times. Let’s make out instead of watching this. It’ll be way more fun.


Onii-chan Theatre: Very Little Cooking For A Cooking Show 11

Holy cuntfucks! It’s a new Onii-chan Theatre! I bet you guys peed a little! I know I did. I peed so fucking hard. Well enough bullshit from me, let’s get into this fucking thing. It’s about crazy lesbians who eat kids or something. Fucked if I know.

WAIT! One more thing. … … Not really. Watch the video.

OH RIGHT! Small note, it seems to get with in Media Player Classic (for me at least) so if it doesn’t work in that… just watch it in something else.


Onii-chan Radio: My Fat, Fat Dick 11

I bet you can guess what this one is about. If you guessed anything above the waist, you’re absolutely wrong. No reviews this time because Simon died of typhoid fever while we were caulking the wagon, but I answer lots of happy time questions. If you have any questions of your own, slap them in the box on the Ask Onii-chan page and send them along. If not… well… enjoy the podcast, I guess? Music is super old school this time. Beleedat.


Onii-chan Radio: It Stinks of Desperation 12

And believe me it does. Another catchup Ask Onii-chan thing. How’s that feel, ladies? Feel good? Like sexy muscles rippling just beneath the thin shirt that’s struggling to contain them? Yeaaaah, “romance.” Right, I’m off track already. Most of this podcast is me rambling on about shit MOST people don’t care about but since I am a terribly interested person, I make it terribly interesting. Also I hit on everything that sent me an e-mail that seemed remotely like a girl. I’m just that classy. SO YOU GUYS ENJOY IT! And maybe, just maybe– IF YOU’RE GOOD– I will do an Onii-chan Theatre this weekend. Maybe.


Getting Familiar: Pornography and the Common Man 5

Since AnimeVice lost my favorite person, I’m reposting this here. You guys will probably enjoy it more anyway. Kids these days. ————— Why are people after my precious forms of Japanese pornography? Why do they so desperately want to do away with the things that I love? Well, there’s a number of reasons and I’m going to lay a number of them out for you now. Unless you stopped reading after I brought up my penis. But really, the porn brought up my penis. Awww yeah. Ok, that’s enough of that shit. Familiarity While lots of women, and a few insanely religious men, are opposed to regular old double-penetration and barely-legal teen gangbangs, a damn sight more people are quick to judge anything that wanders into the two-dimensional realm. Now, we’re talking about Japanese 2D porn here. People think Kim Possible porn is weird because the show is for kids so people apply an amount of innocence to the characters that they didn’t necessarily ask for. As for Japanese ero art, the problem is one of familiarity. By and large, the Western world is fairly insular and, by nature of the Judaic religions, also carries a great deal of shame […]


Loli Illegal in the UK 17

Welp, today the “Cartoons Have Feelings Too” law went into effect in the UK. Yep. Loli is officially illegal in the UK. Will anyone in the UK actually stand up and do anything to try to fix it? Nope. But then it yet remains unclear how the law will be enforced, so it’s possible that much like the US law, it just sits around waiting for people to have child porn… so we’ll see. The normal set of links incoming. Support these folks. CBLDF ACLU And I guess Liberty in the UK. If you only care about anime sort of stuff check out Yes to Freedom. Don’t know how much they actually get done though. Haha. I’ll have a new Onii-chan Theatre later this week. Been busy with stuff.


Onii-chan Radio: Another Fucking Podcast 3

What do you want from me? It’s another fucking podcast. I have heard your cries and I will be doing more videos. But in the mean time, I decided to answer the Ask Onii-chan questions I had outstanding. Good times. Feel free to send in some more Ask Onii-chan questions. I’ll get to them quicker next time. As well as with the videos. And hopefully I will get some stuff to review pretty soon. YEAH!


Onii-chan Radio: Brotherly Love 16

Well, I felt like I’d gone long enough without answering the questions I had sitting in my inbox, so now you guys get to deal with me answering a few questions. But it’s not all bland, I talk about incest and go into a blind rage while insulting Christianity at the same time as I give historical reasons why it’s all bullshit and they need to give the fun holidays back to the pagans they seemed so happy to burn all those years ago. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Click the listening method of your choice and GET FUNKAY OMIGAHD. And if you have any sort of random question, feel free to send me an e-mail via the Ask Onii-chan link up top. YEAH!


Handley Gets Six Months In Prison For This 6

Welp, that’s the length and breadth of it. Christopher Handley has been sentenced to six months in prison, following by three years supervised release, and five years probation. A major failing of the American justice system, but this is what happens when you let local lawyers take care of your case instead of hiring experts like the ACLU and the CBLDF, both of whom I would ask you to support, especially after the outcome of this case. But that’s just not good enough for me. Free speech is god in my mind, so let’s go ahead and post the same pictures that got Handley sent up. How about it? Yeah, come and get me, government. Let’s do this thing. Update: Also go read Simon’s post.