The Only Koukaku no Pandora Hentai Doujin

Far be it from me to use these posts as a cheap excuse to talk about artists I love. I mean, come one, I decided not to do the only Blame! doujin because I felt like I would gush too hard about a book that’s a bit too weird (Blame! not the doujin, which seems to take more cues from Blame! Gakuen than anything else) and that everyone seems to love but only pompous assholes ever seem to read. Still, if you want a straightforward fuck story with Cibo, Zuru, and Sanakan, there’s your party.

But this is about something a bit less discussed, considering the artists involved. Still, good work me, right? Sneaking in the Blame! doujin. You didn’t even see it coming.

BUT ENOUGH TALK! This is about the thrill-a-minute manga Koukaku no Pandora from Masamune Shirow (yes, the Ghost in the Shell guy) and Rikudou Koushi (yes, the Excel Saga guy). Two of my favorite meats in the same meal! What could go wrong? Well, nothing according to Japan. The book is on its 14th volume, but the West doesn’t seem to care much for it even though it’s a work of unparalleled genius and a fucking fantastic good time. And hey! It’s more or less cyberpunk!

Whatever, you fags don’t understand art like us real men. Anyway! Someone drew a futa erodoujin of it, so let’s go read it.

Pleasantly normal start. Finally!

Futaket is a yearly futanari doujin convention. It’s the sort of stuff you’d expect most of the time but it’s certainly grown massively from its earlier years when it was basically in a small auxiliary room. Seme (Nene) x Uke (Cla-rin) no Pandora is from Futaket 12 in May of 2016. It was done by prolific futa doujinshi creator Q (or sometimes Dulce-Q) via his circle Behind Moon. He’s been active since 2001 doing his Dulce Report books and he’s done some professional eromanga work in Comic Megastore H. But let’s get into the meat of this thing.

Cracking into it, Nene seems to be inspecting her new body (you should read a few chapters if you’re lost already) and she pulls Clarion out of the beds in Uzal’s lab excitedly, saying it feels just like real human meat! Clarion starts to complain about being given a cat tail when Uzal pops up in hologram form. She asks how the new bodies are, Nene gives an enthusiastically positive review. Some sort of nightmare concoction robot starts waxing philosophical about the mysteries of the human body. Clarion’s got no time for that shit, but Uzal explains that the sunflower bear penis monster was basically on point and that the experiment is about the feelings they can experience in their new fluffy bodies because pleasure is an important part of life.

Basically every morning as a teenager.

Good news! It’s the first prosthetic body capable of full feeling! Revolutionary! Important research! Nene throws a finger into Clarion’s new port and flips a switch. BAM! Penis. Unrelated, that’s also what I say whenever I pull my pants down for any reason. I find it adds a nice flair to the occasion. No one’s disagreed with me yet and I’m confident that has nothing to do with any abject terror on their part. Anyway, as any newborn male knows, suddenly having a penis is very tiring, so Nene passes out. Uzal is pleased with the outcome and says she’ll leave the next bit to Nene.

SMASH CUT! Nene’s awake and her penis is pretty swole, bro. Nice. Curiously, Nene is unaware of the general shape, location, and existence of penises, so she complains about something causing a lot of pressure in her pants and that it hurts. She can see it, but math isn’t really Nene’s strong suit so two and two just aren’t going to go together. Clarion says she’ll take care of it. As you’d expect from a proper robot, she identifies it immediately as male genitalia. A throwaway line suggests the new bodies can morph and we get right down to the real problems. The pain. Nene’s realistic robopenis has phimosis. I’m guessing because Uzal’s a fetishist, but it could just be alpha-test bugs.

Phimosis treatment in Japan.

As is standard medical practice, Clarion uses her loli robot tongue to loosen the foreskin. Future medicine is much better than current medicine. That’s cyberpunk, guys. Don’t question it. Let me have this. The pain is gone and Clarion reports that the penis is now in a more normal state. This is why you should work those bugs out before rolling out the product. I guess Nene’s a test subject so it’s fine. The penis is in good shape though, so Clarion proceeds to check Nene’s “original parts.” The female equipment is there. Being a dutiful robogirl, Clarion begins a comprehensive systems check.

That means oral sex.

The vagina jizz is never addressed.

Obviously. Getting eaten out causes one of the core concerns any futa should have and precum drips down onto Nene’s face. Weirdly, rather than immediately regretting her life up to that point like I did the one time that happened to me, she seems to consider this erotic. So erotic that she shoots out a big ol’ load of semen. Well, two loads of semen. One from each genital. Not sure if it’s a bug or a feature.

Clarion waits for the penis to turn off as the test is concluded. Even though it goes limp, it’s still there. Nene wakes up, horny as the day she was born (don’t think about it) and goes right for the panties. Unable to decide exactly how dressed she was on the previous page, Nene starts up the oral sex party while Clarion complains that eating chicks out is not hygienic. Sounds like SOMEONE missed a few classes in robosexual liberation. Or she’s a robot and she dumps chemical waste out of her pussy and Nene really shouldn’t be licking that hole.

She’s lost to us now.

Nene has clearly lost her mind, so doing her best psycho face she tells Clarion to ready that puss. Clarion seems a bit confused by that order and… well, that doesn’t matter once you’ve lost to the dick so Nene slams it home. And boy howdy, does she not stop there. I mean we’re talking full on Wiener Madness. That’s a medical condition. Look it up. Nene’s suffering from it. She’s even got the classic symptoms. Crazy face, drooling on whoever you’re slamming it into, and tiny stovepipe hat.

The sex carries on more or less normally from there right up until Nene SHOVES A FINGER INTO CLARION’S CAT EAR. Now… I just… there’s no way that feels good. The look on Clarion’s face after the fact literally gives me nothing to go on. And while we’ve been making a lot of sense up until this point, the doujin has decided that my life can never be simple and… Well…

Obviously the tail has a penis in it.

Clarion’s cat tail is a penis. It’s a cat penis.

Nene shakes it around like it’s a melted otter pop for a second before going all tongues out on the spiky cat dong. The spikes get all wiggly and long, a function which SEEMS like it’s not how cat penises work, but I’m not familiar enough to make a strong statement either way. Annnnnnd she sticks the cat tail penis in her vagina.

BUT WAIT! There’s more. The wiggly prongs on the cat penis tail grow out from the base and insert themselves into Nene’s ass. Now, I’m not cat expert, but I’m like… 65% sure that normal cat penises can’t do that. Also it raises serious questions about consent. If your penises wigglers go into a hole you didn’t get permission for, who’s at fault? What if she can’t control the wigglers? Is it just an assumed risk? The future’s complicated.

A helpful diagram.

The cat penis really goes for broke here and is just fucking everything in sight. It’s an ambitious cat penis, especially considering it was introduced so late in the story. But hey! It’s finally enough to bring Clarion to roboclimax and the tests are complete.

But hey! Bonus page where we see Uzal has been fucking Nene’s aunt the entire time. And we’ll pretend that’s all it takes to make us forget about the cat penis tail. Easy peasy. No problem. Just another day at the office.

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Fun fact: cat penises have barbs on them that scrape cat vaginas to make them bleed. For some reason the blood has to mix with the semen in order to fertilize the female. I’m not sure if this also applies to futa cat tail penises too but I don’t see why not. Knowing this should make this story just that much more fucked up.

Also I love Nene’s stovepipe hat and how she is always wearing it, even when sleeping.

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