The Best and Worst Dennou Coil Hentai Doujin

 

Why do people search for hentai more than they search for erodoujin? No idea, but even when people want doujin or eromanga, it’s usually “hentai.” And so here we are.

Dennou Coil is a show that seems like it would be ripe for erotic parody what with its heavy focus on augmented reality and… near entire lack of adults. And hey! It’s cyberpunk. So technically I’ll be getting at least two weeks out of this month!

If you haven’t watched Dennou Coil, it’s definitely worth it. It’s got a little bit of everything you’d want out of a semi-slice-of-life augmented future coming-of-age anime.

The Best – Dennou Kousai

Happens to me all the time.

This might be one of the first Hump Day Doujin by a fairly major artist that wasn’t picked to show off that artist in particular. A regular of both mainstream and eromanga, Koume Keito has some pretty strong accomplishments under his belt. He’s done work in Comic Kairakuten, Comic LO, and others, as well as doing work on the Ookami to Koushinryou manga AS WELL as doing work on his own sadly short series Vividred Operation AS WELL AS DOING CHARACTER DESIGNS FOR QUEEN’S BLADE… he’s done a lot. The man has contributed untold riches to the world of perverts and story lovers alike. My choice for the best, Dennou Kousai, doesn’t bother taking these contributions into account because it genuinely stands on its own. It was released under Koume’s doujin circle Aneko no Techno at Comiket 73 in winter of 2007. So it’s an older meme, but it checks out. Side note, someone should grab and scanslate Vividred. Same for Necromansque, a completely unrelated manga I really enjoyed.

The story is a comical one, while still managing to get good porn in without having the semi-ridiculous setting take away from it. This one’s translated, so I won’t dig into it too much as it’s honestly an enjoyable read for the situation alone. The art is as good as you’d expect from Koume and there’s a nice balance between all the features you look for in a good doujinshi. It’s having fun with the series, which is appropriate for Dennou Coil for sure, but it’s doing so with an eye toward nodding to events from the show, continuing them into a perverted storyline. Really well-handled stuff.

This logic CAN. NOT. BE. ARGUED.

One of the highest praises I can sing for any comedic pornography is that the humor doesn’t get in the way of the overall. That’s definitely the case here. It’s a nice, comfortable little porn with an absurd setting that also works within the rules of the world. Moreover, the story avoids drawing on the more obvious ideas that the augmented reality of Dennou Coil tend to lead to (as in another good, but predictable book, Day After Day). Alright, that’s enough dancing around it. Go give it a read.

Oh! And some honorable mentions, why not. I x Ya = Infinity, Dennou Chuubu, and Dennou Johusama

The Worst – Dennou Vibe

It’s all down hill from here.

There were really some top competitors for worst doujin. Honestly. I’ve never seen anyone piss this angry. But no. That would be too easy. Indeed, I required an amount of effort here. It could just be lazy art by an amateur pervert. No, we needed to transcend. And so I found Dennou Vibe. This monstrosity is by Kakinomoto Utamaro, a guy who has… well… he’s gotten better? I think? Jesus. I am honestly going to make VERY little attempt to translate this book any more than I need to to give you the gist. Let’s do our best, huh?

We start off with a cover containing all the sex appeal of those videos from after they liberated Auschwitz. I look at the cover and immediately regret living as long as I have. I look forward at the razed wasteland of the next hour of my life and wonder why one foot continues to fall in front of the other, leading me to an endless hell where the most delicious food holds no taste and the purest laughter holds no joy.

Basically what Da Vinci did.

So anyway, after two pages that left no impact on me, a skeleton with some sort of labial collagen injection has been kidnapped by a team of baseball players who lost their uniforms. Ever the studious types, they are labeling the skeleton, possibly for a school project. Sadly, they’ve misunderstood human anatomy and have written various sex-related things on every body part. According to the text, they then become further confused and use the skeleton (Isako) as a toilet. Failing grades are probably on the way for these guys. All of this is being documented by Akira as far as I can tell. He’s hacked into the augmented reality glasses, you see. He can see everything.

I will never again experience human love.

Pictures of Amasawa are posted up in the classroom. Luckily, they used an old baseball glove as a stand-in, so she doesn’t really have anything to be embarrassed about, so that’s lucky. Somehow ripping my eyes away from what is either a butthole or the sort of monster that kills a crew of space men, we move on. Apparently they posted all her real information along with the sexy, sexy photos. So, you know, people who are into well-used leather upholstery are going to be beating a path to her door.

Going to the next page, I am unsurprised to find another novel of pointless exposition and a group of people forcing their penises into a pregnant freezer bag that has been molded into the rough shape of a human woman. I’m happy to verify that crouching while a woman gives you a handjob is a great way to stay in shape and kick the nasty habit of enjoying sex forever. Another page over and SOMEHOW the book manages to get even less sexually appealing. A hairy vagina is being pulled open in what I can only assume is an attempt to offend an infinitely patient god. In the next panel, the gravy bag has stolen a human bra after killing the wooden male simulacra that had previously been assaulting her. I have given up on even considering translating any more of this book, but I’ve cleverly hidden this admission in the middle of a bunch of words.

No one should be happy here.

The author of whatever the fuck it is I’m reading has decided that every rape skeleton needs a buddy, so now we’re back at Yasako’s house. Mercilessly, clothes are removed in what I fear is going to be an attempt at a sexy version of those cartoon skeletons that play their rib cages like a marimba. Proving me right, rather than seeking immediate medical treatment for their obvious eating disorders, the mummies start licking at what would have been vaginas on a living person.

Romantic, right? Some nice love to calm her down after the whole thing with the guys from earlier. Well, don’t get too comfortable, idiots, because she’s raped to death by literal fuck aliens on the next page.

I transcended the pain I knew and have, looking up from these lofty heights, seen only more pain above.

Yeah. You feel stupid now, don’t you? Of course she was going to get raped to death by fuck aliens. The only reason you couldn’t see it coming is because you’re a moron who doesn’t even inject crack cocaine into your penis. That’s why you can’t understand the unbridled genius that allows this sort of true creativity to thrive. You don’t understand him like I do. It’s true beauty. There’s a message. A message we can only hear in parts. In curious blips and chirps. They don’t make sense to us, but he can hear the music in them and he puts that music on the paper for our eyes to hear. You can’t see the beauty because you think eyes are for seeing. But how could they be? How could they be when I can hear so much screaming every time I look? HOW?!

I’m so tired. I don’t even know why this planet still exists. What is happiness? What does it feel like?

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Rape alien for next mortal kombat. Toasty!

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