The Best and Worst Halloween Hentai Doujin

It’s been Spook Month for a whole heap of days already and Spook Night is right around the corner.

Seems to me that means it’s time to take a look at what I arbitrarily am deciding are the best and worst erodoujin with a Halloween setting. And since I am the arbiter of all that is beautiful in this world of sex and waifus, so shall it be scripture.

Away we go! Oh, and there’ll be a proper Halloween Special for next Wednesday. Don’t you worry.

The Best: Happy Halloween

Festive.

No, not that Happy Halloween… or that one. Or even that one.

It’s this one right here: Happy Halloween by Hashimoto of Primavista. It’s from 2013 and it’s a 60 page monster with some fantastic art with characters from the manga Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic. Let’s read some fun time stories, huh?

Sinbad proposes a Halloween party and is given some lip about the trouble of coming up with costumes on such short notice. Morgiana heads to Yamraiha to borrow a costume and hey! Wouldn’t you know it, Yamraiha is working on some Succubus Hornies™ (untested). Morgiana puts them on. Flash of magic that we can guess the meaning of and it cuts away.

A natural defense mechanism.

Kougyoku dresses up as Judar, but it’s Halloween so slutty Judar. That’s what we’re celebrating, right? Dead people and sluts. Anyway, Sinbad is overcome by her lewd but unconvincing attempt at crossdressing. He hastily makes with the fingering and, in keeping with the canon of the manga, Kougyoku’s tits fire out milk like they’re trying to fend off a predator. This entire page is glorious. She milks him, he wipes it off, and then reveals his dangle. It’s just great. Amun-ra

What else could she have intended?!

Taking a bit of a turn I wasn’t really expecting, Sinbad proceeds to make sweet, tender love to the nipples as a form of revenge, I assume. And when I say sweet and tender, I mean it, damnit! There is no nipple penetration. At least not that I could see. And as you well know, that means it fails to meet the federal standard for rape and, as such, the nipples have little hope of getting solid jail time for Sinbad. Still, if Sinbad counts as an employer, the nipples might get a decent settlement assuming the rest of the body agrees to press charges.

Amun-ra’s next with Yamraiha. Curiously, the vines from the pumpkin decorations she was working on tied her up! Oh no! And spread her legs. Oh no! And Amun-ra has a penis. Oh no! Noticing her tiny underwear, Amun-ra comments. She insists they’re just for the party! MERE COSTUMERY! He immediately finds her (seemingly living) dildo and a spiked whip. Amun-ra, ever the thinker, reasons she wouldn’t have left those out unless she wanted to experience the full breadth of his penis and makes hay while the sun is tied up by unruly sex pumpkins.

Barely even a costume.

Morgiana now goes to make sex on Masrur, having been overcome by the Succubus Hornies™. Mid-coitus they fall off and she beats him ruthlessly. Which, you know, makes sense if you think about it. He really should have realized she doesn’t normally masturbate while blowing him and figured something was up. All’s well that ends well, though, as they end up having sensual missionary sex and pleasing The Lord Our God.

The doujin closes on Jafar, alone at the party, having completed his work early just to attend. Realizing no one wants to fuck blonde people with freckles, he drinks himself into oblivion.

The art is really amazing in this doujin and it’s a real treat. Well-made with great art as well as using Halloween as a cheap, meaningless framing device which allowed me to talk about it! Yeah! It has everything. If you’re thinking this art looks really professional, it’s worth mentioning that Hashimoto has had some work in proper eromanga magazines, Comic Kairakuten BEAST being the one I’m aware of.

The Worst: Houkago HalloweenParty

Pumpkin Spice.

Well. You’ve seen the picture already. You know where this is going. Houkago HalloweenParty by Daichi Kouta is an upsettingly well-drawn vision of my most vivid nightmares. Based on Tokyo Afterschool Summoners… it’s… yeah.

We open on a fat bear… dog? Having chained a fat boy to a fat table. It’s going to sound like I’m making shit up, but he managed to get the fat boy on the table by drugging pumpkin pie. Beardog drops the kid’s pants and then… (sigh) Smells the little fat boy’s dick. I assume this is a customary greeting before raping schoolboys, but I’m not really up on the etiquette. He then grabs the kid’s hog with GARDENING GLOVES still on. Curiously, the burlap does not bring fatty to orgasm, so the beardog licks it and there you go. Explodes like a baking soda volcano. Then, as you’d expect, beardog shows the kid his butthole. A sight so sexy that the child’s blood pressure rises, causing a nose bleed.

Worse than those boxes of raisins.

That’s the end of the first part, which leads into part two. Trick or Sex. Unluckily for beardog, who is apparently named Volos (thinks furry-filled wiki for a gacha game!), the kids are out stealing candy or ass. And the only thing Volos is packing is ass. It puts in suspiciously little resistance as the kids rip his clothes off. Immediately after, the dumbest children alive are curious why he has hair around his dick. You know, the fucking fur-covered animal. So he gives them a quick sex-ed lesson for some fucking reason and then jerks off onto their hands. I think that’s a Catholic thing, but I’m not sure. Naturally, he tells the kids to lick it. Naturally, the kids say it’s delicious. Naturally, they start fucking the beardog in the ass. Naturally, the kid from earlier is wanking it in the corner.

Never take semen from strangers.

The next scene is one of pure horror. Confident with the knowledge they gathered from the beardog, they attack another, dumber looking, dogthing (Cu Sith, I think? Who cares?). Wasting no time, they immediately begin masturbating the dogthing toward orgasm! They’re after his cum! How could harmless Halloween rape get this out of hand? The one kid is fucking his armpits, which I’m not entirely sure is helping the effort at all.

Still, they prize the semen from inside of the dogthing and lick it up, only to find that it isn’t sweet at all! Ah ha! A Halloween trick! On to the last chapter.

The Harvest Moon games didn’t mention this.

The dogthing who just got jacked for his cum ate some of the drugged pie from the beginning. You can see where this is going, right?

WRONG! He goes into a black out dream state and has sex with himself! Idiot! You know nothing of art!

Okay, I was only kidding. That’s not the last chapter. In the last chapter, the beardog makes all the kids from before jerk off onto a garden with pumpkin seeds planted in it. Sadly, the kids can’t produce enough jism to (I guess) magically grow the pumpkins. Along comes some other fat guy! Yeah! To save the day! He comes buckets on that stupid fucking field and BAM! Pumpkins for everybody! Famine averted, once again, thanks to semen!

Now I know what you’re thinking.

“Onii-chan! This surely wasn’t the worst! It was just furries fucking little boys and teaching them to eat semen!”

Well… okay. You got me there. Sadly, there’s no online copy of the worst. So all you get is a single page.

The Real Worst: Brown Bear Bakery -Halloween Night-


Literally just dudes fucking while a fatter dude stands around with a Jack-o-Lantern on his head. I love it.

You can buy it if you want. Or follow the artist.

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Is the “Lo lo lo” of the dudes tongue warring supposed to be the sound of tongues slapping together or of the audience laughing? lolololololol. I dunno, maybe the Japanese have perfected the art of kissing by cutting out the lips part of it. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it Onii.

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