The Top 6 Steins;Gate Hentai Doujin

Okay, that title is a little misleading. But hey, search engine optimization, amirite?

Basically, we’re going to take a look at one of the best ero doujinshi for each heroine (Yes, Luka. Yes, girl Luka.) in the Steins;Gate visual novel. A visual novel that was so sorely lacking an 18+ version that many a sane man has gone mad trying to will porn into it. Still! It’s a great piece of writing and completely worth a playthrough. That said, these doujin will be in ending order. So Suzuha first and so on. It’s not a preference order because they’re all special in their own way or whatever new age crap people say these days. (Also because Suzuha best girl, Kurisu second, girl Luka third, fight me.)

Probable spoilers in the descriptions.

Oh! And I’ll be limiting it to translated doujin because that’ll help everyone enjoy a good cry while they’re jerking off.

Amane Suzuha

Bike shorts are nice.

Suzuha’s story is as tragic in the doujin world as it is in Steins;Gate, though for different reasons. There is, essentially, only a single circle that understands the true glory of the Spats Queen of Time Travel. GENOCIDE is that circle and while they’ve done a good number of Suzuha books at this point (my favorite of the bunch being a two-story book called Spats to the Future by Hattori Goroo and Majoccoid) the art is a bit all over the place and, curiously, none of them have been translated. Aside from that, they’re smut, so there’s no real story to speak of.

That leaves us, no shit, with only two dedicated Suzuha books that’ve been translated and the only two non-GENOCIDE Suzuha-only books I could find. One is a bakunyuu incest book (that doesn’t bring up the incest) from FREAKS called Kyonyu;Gadget. It’s fine but I officially veto it on the grounds that bakunyuu Suzuha is an abomination and should be stricken from the earth. Also, the plot is weak. The other, and our winner, has an even weaker plot but the lineart is amazing. It has issues, but it won me over with that quality and style.

Muscular cum problems.

Kimi to Miru Mirai from the circle Hitori Tower Bridge (the sole member being Hakkyou Daioujou) is just really wonderfully drawn. There’s no real story to speak of but the setting and random male protagonist sort of suggest that this is ’70s Suzuha, post time-leap. The title and minor dialogue seems to back this up, translating more or less to “Looking toward the future with you.” That’s my best guess, anyway. Still, the art’s amazing, if lacking a bit of tone to help visually separate some elements. There are, at the end, some bonus Trap Luka drawings. Fully recommended, as is Hitori Tower Bridge’s work in general.

Faris NyanNyan/Akiha Rumiho

Not quite Faris, but still okay.

I am never quite sure how to feel about Faris. Surely there’s someone out there who loves Faris. Surely there is. I’ll be honest. It’s not me. No word of an insult intended to those who love her, certainly she’s endearing, but her entire arc feels like work and really represents Okabe at his lowest ebb going in both directions. In spite of her character being well-developed and generally likable, her arcs also see him making some of the dumbest decisions that happen in the story. But we’re going to put all that aside in the name of finding a reason to love her. And that will be her lewd, catgirl body.

Since I’m apparently not the only one who feels like Faris is worst girl, that means I am stuck in a tight spot. There is no translated doujin of Faris and, indeed, only a single Faris-only doujin on readily available sources. The doujin (which I will read so I can give you the gist) is Mousou Shoujo no Complex by Chideji, a circle with two members. Oyadi is the one in charge of this book. The art is fantastic, the story… eh. It at least uses the core storyline as a setup.

Two Nyans, two dicks. That’s math.

Okabe shows up in a new timeline and finds that his penis is being sucked by Faris NyanNyan, a fate worse than dealing with that Shido. Confused, he pushes her away, she thinks he’s acting strange. Then we get the setup from Daru that since the era is all about sex, they’re doing future gadget testing using Faris’s body for the first run. Obvious stuff, if you think about it. Get with the program, Okarin.

Another one with great art and a fun little 3P story for Faris. I’ll approve of it even if Faris is drawn a lot less sharply than she should be. Another circle with a ton of great work spanning loads of series, as well.

Urushibara Luka

Which Lukako is it?!

Ruka if you’re nasty like that. Let’s keep this limited to girl Luka because she genuinely has one of the best endings in the game. Really loved that ending. Even though I like Suzuha best, Luka really has a fantastic through-line. And now! Watch as I stick to my promise by riding a line so thin it could pass for Lukako’s masculine traits.

There is, you’re going to be surprised by this, only a single doujin readily available with female Luka. And even then, the full doujinshi isn’t of female Luka. That doujin is Shiiseishou no Maria. You get a scene with trap Luka after a scene with girl Luka. Honestly, I really love this doujin. It takes the story of Luka’s through-line and basically plays it out the way it would have gone had the game been 18+ to begin with. I won’t bother spoiling the larger parts of the plot since this one’s translated so you can read it yourself and I recommend you do if you’re at all a fan of Luka.

Who’d say no?

It’s expertly done from the art to the writing to the pacing. Really a fantastic piece of doujinshi and deserving of one of the best girls.

The art this time around is by Ikujinashi no Fetishist (no circle, just him). There’s a strong mix of traps, lolis, and other work in there but it can’t be denied that Ikujinashi is an absolutely amazing artist from start to finish. Really criminally good work on this doujin and it doesn’t stop there. There is some Fate stuff out there and Ikujinashi’s been featured in Comic LO among others. Really worth giving his Pixiv a look.

Moeka Kiryuu

Probably dropped her phone in the toilet.

Moeka doesn’t get an ending. Well, that’s not entirely true. She gets a sort of ending. Still, this is where she slots in on the D-Mail trouble-tier so we’ll handle it that way. And now that I’m three characters in, I’m wondering why I did this to myself? Way more work than I expected. Still! We all have to do things we don’t like from time to time, so let’s do Moeka. Heeeeeey. See? See what I did?

Curiously there’s a decent number of Moeka books. Her character turn and backstory really do leave you feeling conflicted at the best of times and that makes her hard to forget. Unlike Faris. That, coupled with her reclusive, somewhat nerdy nature have her making an amount of sense as a character for doujin attention.

The pay must be amazing.

There are two translated manga, which I’d say rank pretty near one another for being worthy of the title. The one I didn’t pick is Perestroika’s Moekas;Gate. The lab has run out of money so Moeka has to do porn. Ruka ends up getting involved as well. Definitely worth a look.

However it’s Mount 4 Dead from BLACK FLY, a circle consisting solely of Ikegami Tatsuya. There’s something special about Mount 4 Dead that put it above Moekas;Gate for me. I think it’s the casual humor involved. It’s a two-story book with a fairly hardcore first piece that ends with a solid gag that I’ll leave a mystery. The second sees Moeka working at MayQueen+Nyan2 and extracting information from Okabe in the manner you’d expect. And hey! A happy ending, even! Good stuff.

Shiina Mayuri

Basically Elon Musk-tier

Mayuri’s a special girl. In the game, you spend a long time sort of worrying about what exactly her deal is, but you get some nice glimpses into the depth that’s behind that vacant stare a few times. She’s incredibly intuitive as well, though there are times where the game lets that fact about her slide for sake of moving things forward. Looking at you, time loop Suzuha ending.

There’s a range across the Mayuri doujin selection with some NTR, some with mischievous Mayuri, but the bulk are pretty standard. That left me with a bit of a decision to make. Do I go for a fun little comedy story or do I go for something that feels like an interlude from the game itself? And since things have been a bit heavy this whole time, I decided on comedy. The interlude doujin was Chucchuru from Hannama. It’s a good little read. Comfy stuff if you’re a Mayuri fan.

Product development.

Instead, it’s OMD that I’m giving the Mayuri prize. Enuma Elish is the circle responsible with Yukimi on art duties, as is the case in all but one of their releases. The boys are at it again, creating gadgets that the entire world can look forward to the use of. This time it’s a Mayuri fuck sleeve that perfectly replicates the feeling of having sex with Mayuri. Truly a Nobel Prize worthy invention. Christina’s got some questions about the whole thing, so they retell the story of its creation. Some solid chuckles in here and some good sex along with a bit of wholesome Mayuri as well.

Makise Kurisu

A fair question

I guess it’s finally time for the girl that everyone loves all the time. Kurisu’s good, though. I like her. Who doesn’t? I mean, the development of her character over the course of the book and the ways in which she’s there for Okabe are just hard to ignore. It’s by design that people feel the way they do about her and it’s really a testament to the quality of the storytelling in Steins;Gate that she is ranked right where she should be among fans of the series. We can have our waifus all we want, but no one can argue that Christina earned her place in the True End.

But this is about porn. And there’s plenty. Let’s start with honorable mentions. I’ll just link them real quick so you can get on with the fapping. Christina is a charming little footjob affair, Sitainsu;Kedo (the header picture) is a more romantic take on Kurisu and Okabe hooking up. And, lastly, OCD just for doing things a bit different than so many others.

That’s a quality camera angle.

But hey! This is about the best! According to me! A worthless measure! So I’m going to go with Forget Me Not from BLACK FLY. I’ve already linked Ikegami’s twitter up above, but I think he did something very different from the Moeka books that also really captured the feel of the visual novel really well inside the space of three dozen pages while also making some sexy work. It’s a good combination of story and porn and that’s really core to a lot of what I was looking for in this Top Doujin list. I’ll leave off the grand explanations and just point you at the whole thing.

 Sitainsu;Kedo ⤚Header

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I’ve never played the game so all these girls are nothing to me. That being said, Suzuha is the cutest.