The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin

There are things that you don’t come across very often, even when rummaging through the bottom of the doujinshi barrel. Chief among those things are doujin of Western cartoons. While there are some very minor exceptions and a very small fan base, most Western cartoons are almost entirely unknown to the Japanese. The few that are have been the ones which got anime re-imaginings like TMNT and Powerpuff Girls, but even those weren’t exactly smash hits and PPG in particular bears little resemblance to its original form.

The Simpsons, while popular in nearly every other country on the planet, have also failed to break into the Japanese market as a cartoon. Fox has tried a few times, but for some reason they’ve just never been able to get any traction. Still, interestingly enough, The Simpsons are likely one of the most recognizable western cartoons to Japanese audiences. The reason is that The Simpsons were used for advertisements for C.C. Lemon and, later, in a cross promotion with Mister Donut (commonly shortened to Misudo in Japan). Mister Donut actually has a fairly interesting history, but that’s maybe a story for another doujin.

Still, we’re here to talk about that title. While digging around in the dumps of the internet, I came across a 2013 doujin titled “Eat My Shorts !!” drawn by Fujisaki of the circle Akutaya (which only seems to have one other member, AkiameG (guessing on the reading there). Still, even for Fujisaki, this is a really random piece of work. Most of his doujin output has been planted firmly in the Fate yaoi sector, with occasional trips to Giant Robo and a few others.

But still, let’s talk about the content. It’s like my grandma always used to say, if you see a unicorn, you might as well find out if it’s gay for little boys.

He is not wearing shorts.

The cover pretty much sells you the basic idea we’re after here. Bart with no pants on the front, Sideshow Bob on the back, kidnapping him. As well as what I can only assume is Bart’s Japanese catchphrase “パンツでもかぶってろ!” which translates to something like “Put my underwear on your head!” though it’s said in a rude, forward way that you’d sort of expect from Bart.

Cowabunga, man!

This catchphrase is used in the first proper comic page of the book where Bart avoids being raped by Bob when the catch phrase is taken literally, allowing Bart to escape as Wiggum shows up to to arrest Bob. Classic stuff.

From there, we move on to the 18+ portion of the doujin proper, which starts with a “worning” that there’s adult content from this point on. I doubt I’ll ever get tired of those sorts of misspellings. As you’d expect from an episode involving Sideshow Bob, he’s kidnapped Bart. However, we’re in doujin world now and so the goal is less about murder and much more about Bob’s insatiable lust for Bart’s boipussy.

The new seasons are getting weird.

This is a fairly short doujin so I won’t belabor all the points, but the long and short of it is that Bob hypnotizes Bart after tying him up in a barn, which curiously contains badminton rackets and a curling stone. He then proceeds to tell Bart how cute he is, finger his mouth, then plops his cock in there.

At this point Bob gets a little philosophical about liking Bart’s neck and then comes on him. Then they more or less cut away when he fucks Bart. Bart heads home, Marge asks where he’s been and, reverting to the hypnotism, Bart says he’s been at the flower shop.

But we’re not done just yet. Bart has more than one nemesis, as we all know, and this is a two parter.

It’s Principal Skinner’s turn at the wheel. Bart is in the office, where Skinner’s complaining about all the problems Bart causes. For some reason, Bart decides that the best way around this complaint is to give Skinner a cupcake filled with viagra.

An unforgettable luncheon.

Overcome by the boner pills, Skinner starts making out with Bart. He then fucks Bart’s thighs. Afterwards he’s struck by deep regret. Bart asks if he’s feeling better. Then it ends on a touching note, with Bart giving Skinner a kiss on the cheek, sort of reassuring him? Based on the look on Skinner’s face, I’m not sure it worked.

A romantic end to the overall doujin. Isn’t that great? Doesn’t it make you feel all fuzzy?

Now, I’ve looked at a lot of Simpsons porn. This falls right into the middle of the pack for both weirdness and quality. I don’t think I’ve seen a Sideshow Bob one before, and the American stuff tends to center around straight core-family incest, solo-adult-female (mostly Marge), or sex among the kids (Milhouse/Lisa, Nelson/Lisa).

How about it, kids? Is this your new fetish? Do you know of any secretly awesome Japanese doujin of American cartoons?

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Nothing can measure up to the vast hell that is southpark yaoi.

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Ay carumba!