The PUBG Hentai Doujinshi

Maybe not a Humpday Doujin since I might not get one a week done. Still, I’d like to bring back digging deeper into the fun of Japanese pervert shit than just making fun of a few kinds of porn.

Naturally, that leads us to PUBG. PUBG’s been something of a mixed bag for Japanese internet culture. Some fairly major Virtual YouTubers have spent time in the game and it’s certainly got its place in the pantheon of games which broke through an international barrier. FPS games haven’t really been a popular thing in Japanese culture, especially not if they’re western in origin. PUBG sits in a bit of an odd spot, being published by a Korean company, but still being a very western rooted FPS/TPS sort of game.

Just a normal Communications major.

Still, it managed to push in a bit, though the fad may have passed somewhat, with China still making up the bulk of the ongoing player base on most servers. That being said, it’s a hard game to lewd for a lot of reasons. There’s no meaningful story or character to speak of. Most of the characters themselves are fairly realistic, which the Asian faces in the game not being particularly attractive either.

And so, those things in mind, we arrive at our doujin. Geneki Joshidaisei to, Iyarashii Donkatsu. Which translates to something like “The Active Female College Student and the Objectionable Donkatsu” Donkatsu being the Japanese win screen equivalent of the Chicken Dinner in the US. Though, this requires a bit of explanation as well. Donkatsu is the Korean term for Tonkatsu, a fried pork cutlet. So they combined “don” from the Korean with “katsu” meaning “to win” and formed a little pun.

Flappa flappa flappa.

So it was that Shimantogawa of the circle Aomizuan got his gusto together and lewded something very hard to lewd. It starts off simply enough. The girl joins the game, sees some fellow players and introduces herself as a new player who’s going to try her best. The men are surprised to find that she’s a real college aged girl, and happily join her on the plane over the main island. This leads to the single best panel ever drawn by human hands, of an entirely realistic depiction of tits in free fall.

As one does, the very new player finds herself a Kar98. Not exactly fortunate since it’s a fairly hard to use gun, but her random squadmates seem unperturbed and are more concerned with her proportions. All in the name of friendly teamwork, surely, so we move on. Turns out she goes numb with pleasure from shooting people (or something approaching that). That’s definitely the sort of person you want in a deathmatch, though it could lead to distractions in this brave new world of mixed gender squads.

Highly tactical.

College Girl-chan soon finds herself out of ammo. Needing 7.62mm ammo for the Kar might not seem like a major issue to anyone who’s played the game, but, sadly for our heroine, she’s playing with loot hoarding dickheads. Sure, he’s got plenty of ammo. No problem. But she’s going to have to change into the new lootbox gear if she wants it. Luckily for her, the lootbox gear is a microbikini top and jean shorts that you’d be hard pressed to convince any human were clothing.

College Girl considers protesting, likely remembering that her Freshman orientation described exactly this sort of situation before issuing her bear mace and a chastity belt, but the blue was coming and there was no time for sane decision making. On goes the spartan gear, no one in the team considering any sort of armor important to this point, least of all the College Girl. Still, she’s new, she could be forgiven. The guy with the microbikini has clearly been paying to open crates, so no real excuse for him.

Hate when that happens.

So they start running, College Girl-chan somehow willing the ever growing folds of her body not to somehow absorb the bikini. Somehow she does and they find a UAZ. Good news. Unfortunately, the pay to win guy took serious damage to the zipper of his pants and his cock has somehow burst forth. Worse yet, he’s driving. No way he could possibly drive under these conditions. Sadly, things take a bit of a turn here and teamwork becomes an afterthought. The penis is out in exchange for a Sniper Rifle suppressor.

She gives him the blowjob, but after this point the PUBG elements more or less fall into the background with them making it into the circle and her proceeding to blow one guy while the other slav squats uncomfortably close to the pair. She eventually gets fucked behind a container while an enemy pair collect items from the airdrop. The pair come towards the sex party and things go immediately poorly for them. Without even ADSing. Adidas Blowjob confirms as much.

The quality whips around pretty drastically.

Cheaters. The worst sort of group an impressionable young woman could fall in with. Moreover, the team that came to attack were only a pair. It would seem that poor College Girl-chan grouped herself up with people who were both cheating and teaming. Unscrupulous. And since she plied them with sex, she’s just as guilty and very likely to receive at least a temporary ban

It’s a sad tale after that. She decides that the rough sex and the cheating were just what she wanted out of life and goes along with it, going so far as to join the Discord of the cheaters. It’s permanent ban territory for her now. She can no longer be saved. She’s already started down the road to a career in women’s professional CS:GO.

Still, after this it more or less loops over vignettes of her getting fucked at various places around the map. Nothing particularly exciting, though there are small insert clips of her exploits being posted to YouTube and her Twitter being mentioned. And that’s the most complete one I saw. It may still be ongoing, but it basically sends off with a spawn island blowjob and College Girl-chan looking wistfully at the sky. Her dream of being a Real Girl Gamer™ finally complete, I guess.

It’s a fun little ride. Nothing amazing, but a valiant effort serving a portion of the community that doesn’t get a lot of porn outside of Virtual YouTuber lewds.

Fun Footnote: There’s a Precure doujin called “PrettyUnknown’s Battleground” that takes place on a beach and has nothing to do with PUBG at all as far as I can tell. Fantastic art, though.

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Now I just really want to see what big tits will do in zero G. We tried getting Eva Lovia into space to settle this issue but not enough people gave enough weight to the importance of space tits. ONE DAY I WILL KNOW THE TRUTH GOD DAMNIT!