Onii-chan Theatre: Their Coverage of Iran was Penetrating 10


Well, ladies and germs… that’s a bad habit and I really need to knock it the fuck off. Right, so tonight we’re going to be walking ourselves through an episode of Hana no Joushi Ana: Newscaster Etsuko… which is… you know… a quality piece of animated entertainment which is highly illegal in Japan now. Due to AIDS. But I do hope you will enjoy it as I worked on it an amount that might be mistaken for hard. Anyway, it’s good times. Again, remember to send in some questions for me ask the porn makers.

10 thoughts on “Onii-chan Theatre: Their Coverage of Iran was Penetrating

  • ritchan

    Face it, you were just jealous and grasping at straws for something to say when Brickface was screwing the hot sniper chick.

  • ritchan

    I mean, they draw every guy like that, so that the ugly dudes who watch hentai won’t be psychologically left out. It’s normal.

  • Onii-chan Post author

    Ritchan, it’s not that I don’t understand why they do it. It’s that it’s disgusting. Pigfuckdisgusting. And I don’t get down like that.

    Plus, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. People should want to imagine themselves as more attractive than they are, not as a disgusting slob or a butterfaced asshole.

    But then, lol Japan, I guess.

    Still, I don’t think it’s just so ugly dudes won’t be left out. There’s something else that stands as the reason, at least as I see it. BUT WE WILL GET INTO THAT LATER.

  • Joel

    maybe so that as men we don’t focus on the guys face but more along the lines of the woman, in the case of angelcore i think they were on meth or something cause i mean its not that those women weren’t hard to look at buy hard not to look at, ie. Foreheads that make the aliens from first encounter jealous. anyway, porn like this the art for me is something to be desired more from, but anime like bible black has some very well done shading and AWESOME gravity defining boobjiggling, to me that’s something i could watch over and over again.

  • Joel

    why is this anime illegal due to aids? maybe you were being sarcastic but i’m just covering my ass when i add it in there.

  • ritchan

    Hey Randall, you make some good points. But would a person who imagines themselves as more attractive than they are watch porn? As an “attractive” person, shouldn’t the person exclude himself from the porn-watching segment? Only when his pride breaks and he sees himself in the mirror do these types of people sit down and watch other people getting it on.

  • Onii-chan Post author

    It’s just jokes, baby. Just jokes. I’ll explain what I was talking about in the next podcast.

    Naaah, see. Ok, sex is a base instinct. Arousal and so on are common to all humans, but familiarity with that sort of thing basically just means you’re more willing to be turned on by various types of stuff. That has very little to do with the baseline enjoyment that we derive from viewing pornography or nudity in general.

    Men, and some women, have VERY strong visual centers, especially when it comes to sex. This comes from our developing as the hunters of our species. We needed to be able to track things so we could kill them, even in low light situations and so on and blah blah blah. So since procreation is necessary to the survival of a species, we find women attractive, which is largely a visual thing for us. Now, I’m skipping some steps in the process there, but they relate to one another in that way.

    As a dude, you might’ve noticed that most any time you look at nudity, there’s a fairly positive feeling inside your brain, a sort of warm, “this is good” feeling. Almost every male will have that same feeling unless he’s been conditioned otherwise by some outside force. And even then, he’ll probably still get the feeling, but it will trigger more powerful feelings of guilt, etc, etc.

    Anyway. Back to the main point. Attractive people still feel the same sort of mini-rush when they see an attractive woman.

    As near as I can figure, the big bulky dude boning the hot, tiny chick is more of a contrast thing. The girls are often seen as something pure and the men indicate a sort of corrupting force. Any time the sex seems sort of immoral or there’s an overtone of corruption, the guy generally looks like he’s seen the business end of a shovel. Usually when it’s between younger people, or there’s a more attractive male present, the sex tends to be portrayed as more pure or at least it doesn’t symbolize the corruption of the female. This isn’t always the case, but I’ve found it’s a fairly common thread.

  • Deranged

    Oh god this was hilarious… and so over the top. The fact that it is all ‘Brickfaces’ getting the girl does bring this down a bit…

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