Ask Onii-chan: The Shota Shuffle


Maybe you will accuse me of posting a misdirectional title. Well, you’re an asshole. Fuck you. YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS! Ahem. Well, yes it may have been a bit since my last post. Work is kicking my ass. Well, whatever, it’s time I got back on the posting wagon and gave you guys something to read. Oh, and please vote in the new poll. Haha. It’s relevant. Anyway, I got a curios pair of questions that are very similar to each other and… wow. Yeah. Interesting questions. Here they are:

Im into this anime hentai stuff at, what I would consider, a young age. Is this something I should be concerned with? Do you think it will affect me in any way in the future?

And:

Hello. I am 15 years old, and really like hentai. However, I am wondering if it’s OK for me to be looking at Hentai, as I’m underage, and it technically is illegal for me to look at pornography. However, I really enjoy it, and I don’t want to stop. Do you think this is acceptable? I’m really torn between what to do. My mum caught me a few times, but dealt with it in a nice way, but if she finds out again, she might get really cross.

P.S. Is lolita hentai illegal? I live in the United Kingdom and I’m not sure if it is.

Alrighty! Well, first up. Lolita. Long, long ago I did a series of posts about the legality of loli in various places. In the UK specifically, there are laws in place that could make loli actionable to have, but no one has ever been brought up on loli related charges. Most of those laws tend to be unconstitutional in that loli has artistic merit and because of the whole inability to define what is lewd and such. I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Especially if you’re not selling it or molesting kids or whatever. As such, molesting kids is disgusting and if you ever do, I hope you’re drawn and quartered.

As to the main questions we have here, “am I too young to enjoy hentai,” well, I think it’s a fairly simple answer outright. If you are enjoying hentai and masturbating to it, then you’re quite obviously old enough to enjoy it. This might go against the grain on the major tenants of lots of societies, but society tends to be based on silly ideas of protecting “children” from the dangers (according to the Judaic religions) of sex and etc, etc. I generally consider these things to be ridiculous, especially considering the recent arrest of a 15 year old girl for taking pictures of herself naked and sending them around on the net. She was charged with possession of Child Porn and Child Molestation and some other shit. Ridiculous. Anyway, these sort of things ignore the obvious developmental age of sexual awareness in humans. I’d absolutely say that it’s fine to look at porn before legal adulthood. It’s ridiculous to imagine otherwise. SHAME ON YOU GOVERNMENTS!

Anyway, do I think it’s acceptable? Yes. And I think it’s perfectly normal. Of course, mothers tend not to be too keen on repeatedly seeing their kids jerking it, so it might serve you well to try to not get caught. It’s not that hard, man. Come on. Stopping would be denying yourself something you enjoy without any real reason. So I say go for it.

As to the second part of question one, well, ahem, will it cause problems in the future? I guess that depends a lot on you. If you’re going to parlay it into real life fetishes that you’re not ok with, then yes. If you pick a girlfriend who can’t deal with it, it will be an issue. You should be ok with yourself and all of the things that you enjoy. But like I said, that’s really on you. People who don’t come to terms with the things they like that aren’t necessarily widely accepted tend to have more issues that arise from it. You need to be honest with yourself and like who you are, just like anything else.

Are you young and like hentai? Got caught as a kid? Advice for these two guys? Well, post a comment and tell us what you have to say. Every little bit helps.

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