You know, I sometimes wonder if I shouldn’t go back to a time where I check these out first. And then I think, well… I gotta maintain my artistic integrity, you know? And avoiding hentai with aliens just because the world doesn’t understand them wouldn’t be right.
Onii-chan Theatre: No Really, It’s A Boy 2
Well, it looks like we’re entering a new era of animation. One that requires very little work but still churns out a product. High quality? No. But a product nonetheless.
Fun Fact: This anime is based on an old Zappa Go and Po-ju doujin.
Onii-chan Theatre: What Could Have Been 4
This week, we learn of the tragedy of a hentai that stood at the edge of greatness, peered over, and backed away a coward.
WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, PINK PINEAPPLE?! DO YOU CARE FOR NOTHING?!
Also, let’s all enjoy this image which was the work off two classy guys working together:

Onii-chan Theatre: On The Bright Side 4
This is the safest video you will ever watch. Super safe and totally not unsafe and everyone should watch it.
Onii-chan Theatre: The Results Of Hard Work 7
Well, it’s rare that we see a work of art as unparalleled in its quality and attention to detail as Exotic Retro. I swear, you’d think it was animated by one of the old masters or something.
Onii-chan Theatre – Very Little Resemblance 2
Well, I hope you enjoy this one. 47 minutes ridiculous bullshit. AN EXTRA LONG EPISODE BECAUSE OF OUR EXTRA LONG DICKS! (ornipples… laaaaaaydies)
Okay, enough bullshit text filler time. Watch the fucking video.
Onii-chan Theatre: I Am Not A Stylist 2
Happy New Year you filthy bunch of perverts. Even though it was unplanned, I got you kids some fireworks.
Don’t set them all off at once.
Onii-chan Theatre: Russian Spies From The Christmas War
It’s a Christmas hentai. That’s what I said I’d do. NO REFUNDS! INGRATEFUL LITTLE PRICKS!
We’ll see if I can find myself a New Year hentai. What would that even be like? Probably like a festival hentai. Eh. Maybe we’ll do a classic.
Onii-chan Theatre: Issues of the Spine 2
Pink Pineapple might be the best thing to happen to Japan since sliced rice.
Well… I’ll just let this gem speak for itself.
Onii-chan Theatre: Doctor Colonel 3
The thin ties drive the ladies wild. Especially when you prove you can tie it in a little bow.
This is the secret to the amazing popularity of extra crispy.
