Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts

I’ve seen a lot of buttholes in my day, honestly. A lot. But their mysterious power has always eluded me. Thankfully, Valkyria put together Kyuuketsuki to help me understand the deeper powers of the butthole.

A lot of confusing things about this show. Still, it was a good time.

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The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin3 Comments on The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin

There are things that you don’t come across very often, even when rummaging through the bottom of the doujinshi barrel. Chief among those things are doujin of Western cartoons. While there are some very minor exceptions and a very small fan base, most Western cartoons are almost entirely unknown to the Japanese. The few that are have been the ones which got anime re-imaginings like TMNT and Powerpuff Girls, but even those weren’t exactly smash hits and PPG in particular bears little resemblance to its original form.

The Simpsons, while popular in nearly every other country on the planet, have also failed to break into the Japanese market as a cartoon. Fox has tried a few times, but for some reason they’ve just never been able to get any traction. Still, interestingly enough, The Simpsons are likely one of the most recognizable western cartoons to Japanese audiences. The reason is that The Simpsons were used for advertisements for C.C. Lemon and, later, in a cross promotion with Mister Donut (commonly shortened to Misudo in Japan). Mister Donut actually has a fairly interesting history, but that’s maybe a story for another doujin.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers

This time we address the epidemic of Japanese fathers going missing in the prime of their son’s youth. It’s all too common and leads readily to incestuous relationships. Jung was really clear on this sort of stuff in his seminal writings on the mind where he said “If you work too much, your kid’s going to fuck your wife, dude.”

A lesson we’ll learn all too well in Daisuki na Haha.

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Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 22 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 2

Back into the water closet. Honestly, a little bit more tame this time. Not sure if disappointed is the right word, but still, it’s a weird game, so there’s nothing to be sad about.

Sadly, even though JAST is having a summer sale, W.C. isn’t discounted at all. Seems like an oversight to me.

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Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions1 Comment on Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions

We learned a lot this week, didn’t we kids? Like that it’s perfectly acceptable to pee during sex with your brother.

It’s a comfort thing. You know? When you feel safe and loved.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested

It’s Natsumushi this week. Honestly, when I sign up for train chikans, I want something with a little oomph to it.

That’s molesters these days for you. Flaccid and prone to purchasing illegal soup ingredients. Typical.

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Onii-chan Radio #34: Wasted Effort Everywhere7 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #34: Wasted Effort Everywhere

A return for Onii-chan Radio. Been a while since I did one of these, as was often the case, Ask Onii-chan is rolled into this one, so thanks for the questions, they’re in there are the end.

A reasonably wide range of topics this time, starting with Granblue Fantasy and its troubled LoveLive crossover. It was good for some laughs, honestly. Pixiv hid some loli posts, Huniepop made the mistake of talking on the internet, I’m play Hapymaher and MORE! Why am I writing this? Search Engine optimizations, friends. I need those hits.

Timestamps:
0:00 – Intro
1:21 – Granblue Fantasy/LoveLive Crossover Drama
10:09 – Pixiv Hides An Artist’s Loli Posts
20:13 – HuniePop 2 Trap Controversy
30:10 – Hapymaher First Impressions
37:11 – Ask Onii-chan

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Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training

We tackle real modern problems in this month’s classic. A comfy visit to 2005’s The Guts! or Women at Work in the US.

Frankly, there’s a lot we can learn from this anime about proper workplace etiquette. Also, about the dangers of not being muscular and tan. So many life lessons in just 26 minutes.

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The PUBG Hentai Doujinshi2 Comments on The PUBG Hentai Doujinshi

Maybe not a Humpday Doujin since I might not get one a week done. Still, I’d like to bring back digging deeper into the fun of Japanese pervert shit than just making fun of a few kinds of porn.

Naturally, that leads us to PUBG. PUBG’s been something of a mixed bag for Japanese internet culture. Some fairly major Virtual YouTubers have spent time in the game and it’s certainly got its place in the pantheon of games which broke through an international barrier. FPS games haven’t really been a popular thing in Japanese culture, especially not if they’re western in origin. PUBG sits in a bit of an odd spot, being published by a Korean company, but still being a very western rooted FPS/TPS sort of game.

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Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 12 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 1

It’s time to play some games. In Water Closet we feel the true joy of discovering things about our bodies.

I won’t spoil any of the fun, but sex education in Japan is working just fine. Perfect, maybe.

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