Onii-chan Theatre: The Dangers Of Friendly Fire4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: The Dangers Of Friendly Fire

As a man, you learn the dangers of how you aim your cock when you’re about to fire off a load. Our tragic hero, however, seems to have no concern over the direction of anyone’s jism and he suffers for it.

Toushin Toshi II is a bit of a scattershot hentai, but it’s a Pink Pineapple/Alice Soft classic and the opening scene is fantastic. The rest? Basically incoherent.

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The Top 6 Steins;Gate Hentai Doujin2 Comments on The Top 6 Steins;Gate Hentai Doujin

Okay, that title is a little misleading. But hey, search engine optimization, amirite?

Basically, we’re going to take a look at one of the best ero doujinshi for each heroine (Yes, Luka. Yes, girl Luka.) in the Steins;Gate visual novel. A visual novel that was so sorely lacking an 18+ version that many a sane man has gone mad trying to will porn into it. Still! It’s a great piece of writing and completely worth a playthrough. That said, these doujin will be in ending order. So Suzuha first and so on. It’s not a preference order because they’re all special in their own way or whatever new age crap people say these days. (Also because Suzuha best girl, Kurisu second, girl Luka third, fight me.)

Probable spoilers in the descriptions.

Oh! And I’ll be limiting it to translated doujin because that’ll help everyone enjoy a good cry while they’re jerking off.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Unappetizing Pie Crusts

I’ve seen a lot of buttholes in my day, honestly. A lot. But their mysterious power has always eluded me. Thankfully, Valkyria put together Kyuuketsuki to help me understand the deeper powers of the butthole.

A lot of confusing things about this show. Still, it was a good time.

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The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin3 Comments on The Simpsons Yaoi Shota Hentai Doujin

There are things that you don’t come across very often, even when rummaging through the bottom of the doujinshi barrel. Chief among those things are doujin of Western cartoons. While there are some very minor exceptions and a very small fan base, most Western cartoons are almost entirely unknown to the Japanese. The few that are have been the ones which got anime re-imaginings like TMNT and Powerpuff Girls, but even those weren’t exactly smash hits and PPG in particular bears little resemblance to its original form.

The Simpsons, while popular in nearly every other country on the planet, have also failed to break into the Japanese market as a cartoon. Fox has tried a few times, but for some reason they’ve just never been able to get any traction. Still, interestingly enough, The Simpsons are likely one of the most recognizable western cartoons to Japanese audiences. The reason is that The Simpsons were used for advertisements for C.C. Lemon and, later, in a cross promotion with Mister Donut (commonly shortened to Misudo in Japan). Mister Donut actually has a fairly interesting history, but that’s maybe a story for another doujin.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Absentee Fathers

This time we address the epidemic of Japanese fathers going missing in the prime of their son’s youth. It’s all too common and leads readily to incestuous relationships. Jung was really clear on this sort of stuff in his seminal writings on the mind where he said “If you work too much, your kid’s going to fuck your wife, dude.”

A lesson we’ll learn all too well in Daisuki na Haha.

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Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 22 Comments on Onii-chan no Game: Water Closet Part 2

Back into the water closet. Honestly, a little bit more tame this time. Not sure if disappointed is the right word, but still, it’s a weird game, so there’s nothing to be sad about.

Sadly, even though JAST is having a summer sale, W.C. isn’t discounted at all. Seems like an oversight to me.

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Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions1 Comment on Onii-chan Theatre: High-Powered Vagina Extensions

We learned a lot this week, didn’t we kids? Like that it’s perfectly acceptable to pee during sex with your brother.

It’s a comfort thing. You know? When you feel safe and loved.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested4 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Molested but Unimprested

It’s Natsumushi this week. Honestly, when I sign up for train chikans, I want something with a little oomph to it.

That’s molesters these days for you. Flaccid and prone to purchasing illegal soup ingredients. Typical.

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Onii-chan Radio #34: Wasted Effort Everywhere7 Comments on Onii-chan Radio #34: Wasted Effort Everywhere

A return for Onii-chan Radio. Been a while since I did one of these, as was often the case, Ask Onii-chan is rolled into this one, so thanks for the questions, they’re in there are the end.

A reasonably wide range of topics this time, starting with Granblue Fantasy and its troubled LoveLive crossover. It was good for some laughs, honestly. Pixiv hid some loli posts, Huniepop made the mistake of talking on the internet, I’m play Hapymaher and MORE! Why am I writing this? Search Engine optimizations, friends. I need those hits.

Timestamps:
0:00 – Intro
1:21 – Granblue Fantasy/LoveLive Crossover Drama
10:09 – Pixiv Hides An Artist’s Loli Posts
20:13 – HuniePop 2 Trap Controversy
30:10 – Hapymaher First Impressions
37:11 – Ask Onii-chan

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Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training2 Comments on Onii-chan Theatre: Mandatory Sensitivity Training

We tackle real modern problems in this month’s classic. A comfy visit to 2005’s The Guts! or Women at Work in the US.

Frankly, there’s a lot we can learn from this anime about proper workplace etiquette. Also, about the dangers of not being muscular and tan. So many life lessons in just 26 minutes.

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