That’s right kids! Onii-chan Radios back! Now with more hot barely legal teens! Oh man, that’s going to attract all the wrong kinds of spam bots. … Ah well.
Finally got around to answering a month and a half worth of questions and buy howdy is my voice under duress. You guys… you guys and your questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS! WHY DO I DO THIS?! Oh well, send some more and we’ll do it all over again in a while. Good times.
Also, there’s no yuri, I just felt like clicking that category.
Holy cuntfucks! It’s a new Onii-chan Theatre! I bet you guys peed a little! I know I did. I peed so fucking hard. Well enough bullshit from me, let’s get into this fucking thing. It’s about crazy lesbians who eat kids or something. Fucked if I know.
WAIT! One more thing. … … Not really. Watch the video.
OH RIGHT! Small note, it seems to get with in Media Player Classic (for me at least) so if it doesn’t work in that… just watch it in something else.
Onii-chan Theatre: Very Little Cooking For A Cooking Show (155.0 MiB, 12,610 hits)
I think today has a wholly apt title. Lots of terrible jokes, lots of blatant racism, and I pick on Canada. If you don’t like racism, I suggest you watch it so you can be maybe mildly offended. Or whatever. And to my Canadians readers, I love you guys. Really dug the opening ceremonies. Maybe I will move to Vancouver. Then we can all have snacks.
Other than that, it’s a pretty good episode of stuff. We watch Rei Rei. It’s a good time. Man… I’m just trying to fill a little bit of space to try to make it look like I’m not being lazy or paying attention. Honestly, it’s a fairly inexplicable episode of something that is really a rough approximation an eroanime… but it’s low in cholesterol and there are lesbians.
Onii-chan Theatre: I Will Not Apologize For This (126.7 MiB, 7,054 hits)
This one goes out to all the ladies… especially the ladies at lolilicious. The site just opened and I’d like to welcome any of their readership that also reads Onii-chan. In honor of ladies liking loli, which I find both interesting and wonderful at the same time, I promised I’d feature a loli-rific doujin for tonight’s Hump Day Doujin. This will also be popping our no-upload cherry and our link you to affordably priced doujin cherry. Virgin deflowerings abound, I bring you Ren-Ai Mangaka’s Tokeau Onna no Kotachi.
Now, the first thing you’re going to notice about this is the red, black, and white coloring of the pages. Now, you might think that this would be a bit caustic on the eyes, but having read through a couple of red doujinshi on my day, I actually find that the opposite is true. I mean, you’re going to see it your own way, but personally, I like it. The second thing that you will notice, well, second thing because of the red coloring, to go in order for this article’s sake, is that the crotches and nipples really take on a lot different feel. I’m thinking that this is because they come closer to what we expect these areas to look like in full color. The third color really brings that extra later of depth that I think a lot of doujin could benefit from, but it likely tacks a bit onto the cost. But enough about that. Moving on! It caught my eye that the art work in here, which again, is top notch(I ain’t postin’ no shit), looks a lot like Suzumiya Haruhi’s art work. I mean, maybe I am seeing another series and thinking of Haruhi incorrectly, but whatever. One of the reasons I mention this is because Tokeau Onna no Kotachi is based off of the Type-Moon AWESOMENESS known as Shingetsutan Tsukihime. While the artist that did this work certainly drew it in his own style, as opposed to the Type Moon style, it is not at all a detraction. This is something that, with a lesser artist, would have likely caused a big problem for me, seeing as I love the characters in Tsukihime. It’s worth mentioning, as well, that this is not a story heavy piece of work. It’s pretty straight forward with a few classy comedy bits that made me laugh. If you pick up a copy, you can except to see some high quality loli, a bit of bondage (as in, just tied to a chair) some forced sexy and a general harem orgy. It’s a good piece of work, and here are a pair of pages to prove it. The purchase link goes to Mandarake, I should say. I get no comission from a purchase, and it’s fairly priced (took a bit of looking to find a good place). So please consider purchasing a copy to support the artists and a good doujin shipping company. I will be doing two full pages as a preview from now on to help the purchasing decision. And the prices will be given in yen and US dollars at the time.
Well, we just recently covered Mogudan in out Ero Artist Spotlight, and it got me to thinking. Well, there was a particular complain about how a lot of Mogudan’s stuff wasn’t bakunyuu. Well, being as I have a good amount of Mogudan doujin, I figured I’d highlight that very point by posting up some of Mogudan’s non-bakunyuu, non-Rei doujin. So let’s move on to critique the actual doujin since we’ve done the artist already.
Akarihous is one of Mogudan’s works based off of Battle Athletes. Battle Athletes, if you don’t know, is one of those sports comedy type shows that you see from time to time with the strong ladies that also happen to look good. Akarihous does doujinshi’s job by bringing your fantasies of said strong ladies into the light. The doujin itself moves through some rival rape and on to rival yuri double-ended dildo humping. From there it moves on to some straight sex that still doesn’t disappoint, and I’ll explain why. The first reason is the absolutely professional level of Mogudan’s work. This piece of doujin could easily be published and sitting in the erohentai section of any store. That might not have a lot of impact on you, but you should know that it’s saying a hell of al ot about the man’s work. The second thing, and I think it’s important so I keep beating the horse here, is the pacing. The scenes don’t rush themselves and don’t try too hard to fit in multiple characters. This, while it might not seem obvious, is another huge example of Mogudan’s professional quality work. Good pacing is something that takes a lot of practice, or at the very least, a lot of luck. This book covers an impressive and carefully crafted 56 pages, several of which are colored. Colored pages are always a nice bonus. I guess that decides next weeks HDD. On with the pictures!