I think today has a wholly apt title. Lots of terrible jokes, lots of blatant racism, and I pick on Canada. If you don’t like racism, I suggest you watch it so you can be maybe mildly offended. Or whatever. And to my Canadians readers, I love you guys. Really dug the opening ceremonies. Maybe I will move to Vancouver. Then we can all have snacks.

Other than that, it’s a pretty good episode of stuff. We watch Rei Rei. It’s a good time. Man… I’m just trying to fill a little bit of space to try to make it look like I’m not being lazy or paying attention. Honestly, it’s a fairly inexplicable episode of something that is really a rough approximation an eroanime… but it’s low in cholesterol and there are lesbians.

  Onii-chan Theatre: I Will Not Apologize For This (126.7 MiB, 7,054 hits)

Well fuck me that was a serious net outage. Well, not an entire outage, but it’d go down ever 10-15 minutes. And a man just can’t make videos about shitty porn like that. It’s a science fact. But that’s ok because I’m back online now and things are back on course… unless I end up playing too much Battlefield Bad Company 2, which is a very real danger.

Anyway, today we delve into the world of what would happen if a strung-out, heroin-addicted art student made an erotically themed anime. And, oh yes, it’s as wonderful as it sounds.

  Onii-chan Theatre: Sure Beats Eggs And Vinegar (138.6 MiB, 6,357 hits)

Well, it’s finally here! The last of the Yuletide episodes! I know you fuckers are already out of the spirit of the season, but Odin loves to get down and HE KNOWS NOT WHEN TO QUIT! So I’ve given him a warrior woman befitting the final episode of my tribute! EXCLAMATION POINT! Yep.

Still, I think we’ve had ourselves a pretty good episode for the last one. Went well. The Lone Ranger showed up, it was a good time. I’ve got nothing to say about it, though. I mean I’ve had to do nine of these fucking things, can’t I catch a fucking break? COME ON!

  Onii-chan Theatre: The Downside To Buttons (105.8 MiB, 7,371 hits)

Well how’s that title for a reference no one will get until they go look it up on the Google Machine. It’s ok though. I know at least a couple of you will pretend you got it without looking it up. It’s the way of the intertron. I won’t judge you harshly, I promise.

Ok, I will judge you harshly, but that’s hardly the point. Here we are with episode eight of nine. Just one more on the morrow and we’ll be done with this insane trail of ridiculous mockery. And life will go on and the children will run wild in the streets and we’ll get back to a slightly more sane schedule. There’ll be a podcast next weekend or maybe around Thursday in which I will be reviewing Read Me! and answering any questions I’ve gotten. LOOK FORWARD TO IT!

  Onii-chan Theatre: Burke-tan's Semi-Landed Gentry (121.9 MiB, 6,787 hits)

Back again with another snack for your butts! A sorrowful tale of revenge! Exclamation point! I’m really having trouble writing a description for this one. Not a whole lot to say about it. It has nurses, I guess? That’s good enough. I mean, I really just need to fill a little bit of space with text so the video doesn’t get lonely when no one’s watching it.

What? You didn’t know that was what the description text was for? Ahh, to be young again. Yeah, this is really rambling. I just have nothing to say at the moment. !! Oh shit! Maybe the blacks stole my description! Those mother fuckers.

  Onii-chan Theatre: A Dish Best Served With Butter (114.2 MiB, 5,098 hits)

I take time out of my busy fucking Harvest Moon playing schedule to make these episodes for you people and what do I get in return? One of the most boring episodes of anything I’ve ever seen in my life. Sweet monkey fuck, what’s a man to do? Whatever, I wasted my hours encoding and so forth, so here you go. I promise episodes, not quality episodes.

That said, it is much more fun for me when there’s something interesting to watch. But that’s fine. We’ll happen across another deliciously good episode at some point. You can’t just go expected to get this or that thing. YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHATEVER RANDOM EPISODE I PICK! THEM’S THE RULES!

  Onii-chan Theatre: O Gang-rape, My Gang-rape (115.3 MiB, 4,894 hits)

Well here we are again… but you knew that already. If you didn’t… that’s… how are you reading this? Are you made of magic?! Whatever. I promised cross-dressing ballerinas and by gumption I’m going to give you… cross-dressing gymnasts. Close enough, right? Yeah, I thought so too. So close that a motherfucker is apt to get them mixed up when casually mentioning it on another episode of this very show.

Oh well. Try to enjoy it. Also, I couldn’t remember the Japanese name while recording but it’s Shintaisou [Shin] and it’s based on a pretty decent eroge, if you’re wondering why it’s in that category. That and it’s there because I put it there! Don’t ask so many fucking questions!

  Onii-chan Theatre: Floor Exercise Means Exactly What You Think (124.8 MiB, 6,606 hits)

Did I get lazy just because the new year has come to kill us all? Maybe a little bit, but that’s fine, right? Yuletide episode four of nine is IN OUR FACE! OH MAN! How did it come out, you ask? Well… you know, I was sort of distracted by snack cakes. They call to me. Right, but I’m getting off topic. Watch the new episode and enjoy it if you’re into that sort of thing.

I’m boring myself with this crap. DRAGGING ON WHEN I KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WANT! YOU WANT MY VIDEOS! Well… FINE! JERK! Here it is. Two episodes for the price of one.

  Onii-chan Theatre: That Sort Of Evening (112.6 MiB, 3,689 hits)

Back again with another episode for the Yuletide feast! This time the episode was filled with mediocrity, but none of it really worthy of great insult. There’s a lot more outright boring eroanime than one would think. Well, we’re coming up on the New Year… I will resolve to try to pick a better episode magically next time… after all, I don’t watch these things ahead of time. I won’t resolve to watch them ahead of time, however. That would ruin everything. EVERYTHING! And by everything, I mean it would take me longer than I’d like to do an episode.

So let’s try to be festive and enjoy the delicious roasted meats of the season. Plus, it’s free. You can’t really complain, can you? About free stuff? Jerks.

  Onii-chan Theatre: It Turns Into A Pickle (126.9 MiB, 3,500 hits)

Episode two of nine of my run for the glory of Odin. That’s right, kids. He knows when you are sleeping… and he’ll kill you if you fuck with him. Much like the protagonist in tonight’s somewhat unsettling episode of Onii-chan Theatre. He seemed like such a nice boy at the beginning, if a little eager to fuck strangers… usually when I get an e-mail from a stranger it involves them asking for my bank account information in one way or another and very rarely leads to sex of any sort… which is sort of a let down, if I’m honest. Here’s hoping one of those 31 girls who read the site warm to the idea one day… ok, not really. I’m sure they’re all diseased and hateful beings. At least… that makes me feel better about the neglect.

Right! On with the show. Oh and I upped the bitrate on the video a bit, let me know if you notice an improvement. I didn’t see much of one, so I might just drop it back down. But let me know since I didn’t watch the whole thing.

  Onii-chan Theatre: No Real Family Resemblance (174.4 MiB, 4,482 hits)