Onii-chan no Ecchi » featured http://www.oniichannoecchi.com Girls with cocks welcome. Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:48:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 2006-2010 randall@dasaku.net (Onii-chan no Ecchi) randall@dasaku.net (Onii-chan no Ecchi) 1440 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/wp-content/themes/oniichannotheme/images/oh_logo.pngOnii-chan no Ecchihttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com 144 144 Girls with cocks welcome. Onii-chan no Ecchi Onii-chan no Ecchi randall@dasaku.net no no Onii-chan Radio: Of Cabbages and Big Vaginashttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/21/onii-chan-radio-of-cabbages-and-big-vaginas/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/21/onii-chan-radio-of-cabbages-and-big-vaginas/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 04:40:47 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=215 new book Mazo Chichi. IS IT GOOD? IS IT CRAP? Yes to both! FOR NO REASON! Fuck these things are boring. Just listen to the podcast for the love of all that is holy.]]> ocnebigvaginas

This week I will be reviewing Icarus Publishing’s new book Mazo Chichi. IS IT GOOD? IS IT CRAP? Yes to both! FOR NO REASON!

Fuck these things are boring. Just listen to the podcast for the love of all that is holy.

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http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/21/onii-chan-radio-of-cabbages-and-big-vaginas/feed/ 0 1:01:24 This week I will be reviewing Icarus Publishing's new book Mazo Chichi. IS IT GOOD? IS IT CRAP? Yes to both! FOR NO REASON! Fuck these things are boring. Just listen to the podcast for the love of all that is holy. This week I will be reviewing Icarus Publishing's new book Mazo Chichi. IS IT GOOD? IS IT CRAP? Yes to both! FOR NO REASON! Fuck these things are boring. Just listen to the podcast for the love of all that is holy. bakunyuu, featured, headline, podcasts, review randall@dasaku.net no no
Announcing the dasaku Network Anime Expo Meetuphttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/18/announcing-the-dasaku-network-anime-expo-meetup/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/18/announcing-the-dasaku-network-anime-expo-meetup/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 01:57:04 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=203 ocnemeetup

Well, it’s a bit early yet, but I am planning to do a dasaku Network Meetup at Anime Expo 2009. If you’re planning to be there, drop a line at some point and something something something? I’ll probably just do something like a Saturday thing, we’ll get lunch, it’ll be a good time, maybe. Haha. I’ll likely do another post closer to the time to nail down specifics, and I might get in touch with a few blogger friends and see if we can’t compile a giant thing. I just wanted to shoot a post out because I know you crazy fuckers like to schedule your itineraries all early and so on, so maybe just keep in mind that you might do our little blogger meetup thing.

Hopefully some of my SoCal-based hostees will show up as well. Like I said, I’ll nail down specifics later. Just wanted to do an initial post now.

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A Guest Blog at AnimeVicehttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/17/a-guest-blog-at-animevice/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/17/a-guest-blog-at-animevice/#comments Sun, 17 May 2009 21:18:27 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=198 ocneguestblawgf

Who doesn’t love reading my bullshit? If you said “no one” then I couldn’t hear you because this is a blog post. But I did do a guest blog for my tit-covered friend Gia to help bolster her street cred and so on and so forth. Feel free to read it, although if you regularly read OCnE, the content will come as no great surprise to you.

UPDATE: As it turns out, I was censored by a certain goofy bitch. “The slight squeak that guy let out as the other guy ran up inside his choco-tube?” was replaced with some pussified version. There might even be other things. Last time I guest blog for someone. Especially someone who told she’d let me know about edits. Good job.

Your Mom and La Blue Girl = BFF?

Do enjoy. Later this week, we’ll be having a new Onii-chan Radio where we’ll be discussing the Handley manga obscenity trial and I will give you all of the ammunition necessary to prove to other people that they’re idiots.

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Onii-chan Radio: I Might Be Bosshttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/06/onii-chan-radio-i-might-be-boss/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/05/06/onii-chan-radio-i-might-be-boss/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 06:33:16 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=184 ocneradioimightbeboss

So, it’s that time again, I guess, for another episode of Onii-chan Radio. I cover a lot of fun topics this time, ranging from the blossoming feelings of a pubescent female to the intricacies of girls who can grow dicks spontaneously. All-in-all, I’d say it was a pretty good episode. Felt good anyway. I totally came halfway through. It’s hard to keep the energy after a blowout like that, but I tried to keep it up. I think you can appreciate it.

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Onii-chan Radio: Purely for Safe Keepinghttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/04/25/onii-chan-radio-purely-for-safe-keeping/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/04/25/onii-chan-radio-purely-for-safe-keeping/#comments Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:19:44 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=157 Oh what a wild and wacky podcast we have today. I have been fatted up with delivery pastas and sandwiches. BUT DID I LET A SLOWLY CREEPING MALAISE WASH OVER ME? NO I DID NOT! I SOLDIERED ON! I TYPED IN CAPS! I BRAVED THE FRONT LINES OF TALKING INTO A MICROPHONE, ALONE IN A SMALL APARTMENT LIKE A CREEPY LOSER FOR YOU PEOPLE!

If you read all of that, good work. I’d have given up halfway through and gone to get a snack. But that’s not what you’re here for! Presumably! So without further delay (not that you were forced to take to this post in linear fashion or anything), I hereby (oh, now he thinks he’s all fancy) give you the latest episode of Onii-chan Radio.

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Onii-chan Theatre: Akibakei Onii-chanhttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/04/16/onii-chan-theatre-akibakei-onii-chan/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/04/16/onii-chan-theatre-akibakei-onii-chan/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:03:08 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=133 akibakeionii

This new and exciting world insists upon new and exciting mediums. And having cleared up the technical difficulties standing my path, I HAVE MADE VISUAL SEX! Don’t believe me? Well take a gander below and you’ll see the power and the glory for yourself.

That’s right. I have done a patently unfunny walk-through of the first episode of Akibakei Kanojo. Please do let me know what you think. Hopefully you dig it. Especially the ladies, aww yeah.

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Onii-chan Radio: Those Pesky Wandering Swordfightershttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/04/09/onii-chan-radio-those-pesky-wandering-swordfighters/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/04/09/onii-chan-radio-those-pesky-wandering-swordfighters/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:05:20 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=122 Well… I reviewed Lightning Warrior Raidy this week. Now I’m going to go punch kittens to death until I can calm down.

Oh and if anyone buys it… use this.

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Onii-chan’s Guide to Misinformation: Research Papers and The Mediahttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/03/16/onii-chans-guide-to-misinformation-research-papers-and-the-media/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/03/16/onii-chans-guide-to-misinformation-research-papers-and-the-media/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:33:36 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=112

In advance: Thanks for reading another of my gigantic free-speech/truth-pursuing articles. I promise there will be a new podcast soon. This week sometime.

I’d like to talk briefly about lying fuckwits in your news, your government, and your friendly neighborhood religious establishment.

Turn on your evening news. Hell, turn on the your national news or one of those super helpful 24-hour news networks. On any given day you will likely see these people crusading against things that you know almost absolutely nothing about. Trans fats, lolicon, the effects of some prescription drug you’ve never heard of, eggs, milk… Yes sir, your local anchorman is telling you that “a recent study” said that all of these things were found to kill you and your children. These people aren’t experts. And the experts that they talk to are specifically chosen sorts of people who are likely to draw causational conclusions from correlational data. Questionably correlational data at that.

Here comes the educational portion of the post.

What a lot of these experts/sensationalists/media folks tend to keep from the people that they’re preaching to is that it often times comes from the “conclusions” or “discussion” section of a given research paper. These bits of such papers are not considered part of scientific process and as such can often be ignored entirely in a peer review situation since they are more or less thought of as carte blanche for the guy who wrote the paper to sell his theories to the people reading whatever journal he’s getting his crap published in. It’s a helpful and useful area of a research paper for a number of reasons. The most obvious of these, if you regularly read any journals, is that it fosters a lot of hilarious competitive disproving of wacky or misinformed theories.

The problem sets in when these discussion sections are read by journalists and then summed up into a catchy piece of fluff that looks good to people with an agenda.  They take the completely over simplified, initially biased (due to the nature of the discussion section), and unproven statements and spin it by wrapping evocative copy around it.

Let me take a recent example to show you how it works. I’m sure at least a few of you have been hassled by your friends lately about drinking diet drinks.

Word on the news is that aspartame will kill you. Oh shit! Cancer for sure from a simple can of diet coke. That’s a fucking bummer. So where did this come from? Basically, the guy who wrote the paper, which I have read myself, got a little zealous in the discussion section. He was discussing his findings and what he thought that they meant in the long run. And being the nutritionist psycho that he was, he blew it out of proportion, wrote some nice one liners and made aspartame the new AIDS. Now my pack-a-day dad is telling me diet coke is going to kill me. I just suggest that we make it a race… I’m not sure how one could win that… but ok.

So what’s the truth?

That’s a little bit more complex. And people’s attention span isn’t very long anymore, especially when numbers are involved, but I’ll explain it. What this guy’s study actually found was that aspartame increased the likelihood of cancer in lab rats… or mice. I forget. One of those. It’s worth noting that both animals are pretty much guaranteed to get cancer and die as a matter of course. Feel free to shit on me for the lack of precision in that statement, but I’ve owned a number of both as pets.

Right, here come the numbers. The amount of aspartame given to the lab animals was found to increase THEIR likelihood of getting cancer by 7% when given an amount of aspartame that would be the rough equivalent of a ~27kg (~60lbs) child drinking six cans of diet soda every day. Now, correct for weight and a ~54.5kg (~120lbs) woman would have to drink a 12 pack per day and a ~82kg (~180lbs) would have to drink 18 cans of the stuff per day to raise their risk of cancer by 7%. Admittedly, when dealing with cancer, any bump is a bummer but given that most things are carcinogens anymore, it’s hard to take it all that seriously.

Probably the most important thing, to me is that, from a purely scientific standpoint, this study only applies to the lab animals in question. A long term human study would need to be carried out before we could absolutely say it’s the same in humans. The reason we test carcenogens on mice and rats is that we’ve found that many of the things that accelerate cancer in them can do the same in us. This doesn’t mean they all do, it just sort of lazily implies it.

Right, enough about that.

Why would this be a problem for us porn lovers? Well, the vocal prudes in many countries like to haphazardly tie any sort of sexual deviance in private to credible threats upon the very lives of people who only have missionary-position sex for the purpose of knocking up their cousin. The problem here, again, is their ability to rally and organize. They have people working every day to prove connections like that. Lots more than we have working to earnestly find out how porn and so on actually effect people.

Rape in countries with more access to porn is lower. We can’t say for sure that those are related… that is if we took a statistics class. However, a woman was raped and the man who raped her had lots of rape-themed porn. The news can say that for sure.

And that’s the problem. Oprah will tell every bleeding-heart, letter writing mom that the rape-porn made him rape a woman. In reality, it was most likely that the man had a mental problem that caused him to focus on raping women, which is both why he bought and enjoyed rape porn and raped the woman. But that’s not what the letter to your good Christian senator/MP will say. No sir.

How do we fix the problem?

Well… you can’t make idiots stop screaming and you can’t make the news stop trying to get people to be afraid. The more afraid people are, the more they tune in to find out what to be afraid of. What you can do is try to stand up for things. Try to write letters to your congressman/MP and tell him that you want the burden of proof to be on the person who is proposing a limiting of civil liberties. That you want scientific fact to drive the formation of laws rather than the fears induced in people by the media. Tell your politicians that they need to work harder to educate people in the face of media shitstorms so that maybe the media will be a bit more responsible. Franking privileges make mailing campaigns very easy. Governments spend tons of money on public service information and when there are gigantic media flare-ups around a subject, there really ought to be a bureau whose job it is to educate people about the truth with a big government sticker on it. Keeping them impartial would be supremely important, of course. (Why an agency rather than a media board like England has? Hurrr… censorship. Speech should be free above all else. The good with the bad, people)

But these things are all very hard to do and very far from being a reality anywhere in the world… so what to do? Well… the put it simply… educate yourselves. Do the work that the media doesn’t and check their references. Even if it sounds logical or truthful, look into it. The best lies are the ones that sound honest.

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United Kingdom (Trying) To Ban Lolihttp://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/03/09/united-kingdom-trying-to-ban-loli/ http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/2009/03/09/united-kingdom-trying-to-ban-loli/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:31:48 +0000 http://www.oniichannoecchi.com/?p=109 Well, in a world which continues to degrade civil rights in the name of protecting people from things that have yet to happen, the United Kingdom is trying ban loli. That’s right. The same people who criticise American constantly for being grossly conservative an bull headed has continued to prove that they’re madly in love with the idea of governing the morality of the people that live in their country.

How could this have happened? Well, as I’ve mentioned before in the podcast, most people don’t really give a fuck about free speech or expression. In general, most modern country outright ban many more things than the United States. So… yeah. This is what happens. The UK’s government has seen a large shift towards the more conservative side in the past few years, even as they repeatedly shitcanned America for the whole Bush thing. Good times. I just love it. They’re considering lifting a ban on contacting militant Islamic groups but pictures of people who don’t exist… ohhhh man.

I Live In The UK, What Does This Mean For Me?

Having read through the whole thing, and having a pretty good idea of how the British law-making works, I think I’ve got a fair handle on the situation and what it really means.

The short answer is that, no, loli is not yet banned in the United Kingdom. By this particular law anyway. In the UK there have been some minor, unsuccessful arguements that the Obscene Publications Act could cover lolicon images, but the main bill that would stand to clearly make a victimless piece of art, lolicon, illegal is the upcoming Coroners and Justice Bill. A name that makes it sort of hard to argue with… like Patriot Act. Hmmm…

So, they haven’t banned it yet?

Despite some people’s posts about the issue, no. They haven’t passed the bill yet. In fact, not even the House of Commons has passed the bill. The problem is that the liberals who are standing against the law as a matter of free speech are in the vast minority. You will notice, via the link above, that they have very sound arguments, but basically since the British people are idiots, the logical people have all been voted out of office and the paltry complaining of children’s charities about perceived ills and threats, without credible evidence, is in a real position to become a real law.

So what’s the status of things?

Ok, well, long story short, the bill has just passed the House of Commons commitee review. Basically a time during which amendments are proposed and voted on in a line-by-line fashion. Basically, the opposition made some really bold moves in the committee review of the bill, but most of them were struck down outright. Considering the relative ease with which their valid complaints were dismissed by the supporters of the bill, it’s fairly easy to see how one could pretty much assume loli is going to be banned in the UK. Honestly, it’d take a lot of letter writing on behalf of concerned free expression and free speech groups to get anyone to turn sides.

Do you think that’ll happen?

Honestly? No. There’s a lot of campaign contributions and good will in children’s charities and very little money or good will in free speech, especially when the speech is a picture of what appears to be young people fucking.

So should I start deleting my loli stash?

Not just yet, no. It’s entirely possible that the bill, which has a lot of controversial points in it, could bouce nack and forth between the House of Commons and the House of Lords (the two branches of Parliament) for quite some time and at some point someone could make a fairly strong case for the free speech and free expression that all people deserve. Especially as calling all children victims of a completely fictional act is flimsy even for a sycophant like Maria Eagle. Anyway, your loli should be more or less safe for a while yet as it will probably take a few more months to get this thing through both houes even if it goes through without much more amendment. Hopefully some MPs from both houses will take the various remaining readings to stall the bill until more logical heads can prevail. Hell, if you just watch this link, you know you’re safe until that little “RA” box gets a date. After that date, assuming the bill passes as is, it will have attained Royal Assent and will become a valid and enforcable Act of Parliament.

Is there anything I can do to help?

If you live in the UK, write your local MP. Tell him that, regardless of your own interest in the bill, free speech is a right to which all peoples are entitled and that this is an affront to such liberties. Tell them that you are all for protecting children when they are actually IN DANGER and that without a victim, there really can be no crime. Especially in this case. Please do be eloquent and polite, and feel free to use anything on this site as a guide or e-mail me and I will help you out as much as I can.

If you live OUTSIDE the UK, call people you know IN the UK and get them to write their MP. Tell them the things I said above about what they should say. If you don’t know anyone in the UK, you can still help the cause at large by donating to the various groups who fight for free speech and free expression in various countries. Look up UK civil liberties groups, donate to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, and generally try to keep yourself aware of violations of these rights in countries that are SUPPOSED to be forward thinking and progressive.

Why are you doing this? You must be a hugeeee  loli fan. Hardeehar.

I actually don’t really like loli all that much. I just believe whole heartedly that art, ALL ART, should be free. Thought should be free. And people should be free to do as they like so long as they aren’t infringing on the rights of others or causing harm to anyone. BDSM notwithstanding.

I know this post hasn’t been that funny, but government censorship isn’t really all that fucking funny. Not when it’s real, anyway. I’ll do something funny here in a few days when I make a new podcast.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I really did just want to clear up a few things Artefact was a bit unclear on, especially given the title of his post. Information is extremely important in situations like this and I just wanted to help out. Likewise, if I have given some bad info, please let me know. I’ll correct it as soon as I can.

For a little taste of irony, I decided to make the post image of a 1500 year old demon. Solid logic, UK! 1500 year olds are wayyyy too young to be fuckin’.

Update: One of my wonderful hostees has taken the time to write up an article about it. It explains things a bit more thoroughly than mine does as far as the full process of creating an Act of Parliament goes. Hell, I just didn’t want to bore you guys. Haha.

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