Onii-chan Radio: It Stinks of Desperation 12

And believe me it does. Another catchup Ask Onii-chan thing. How’s that feel, ladies? Feel good? Like sexy muscles rippling just beneath the thin shirt that’s struggling to contain them? Yeaaaah, “romance.” Right, I’m off track already. Most of this podcast is me rambling on about shit MOST people don’t care about but since I am a terribly interested person, I make it terribly interesting. Also I hit on everything that sent me an e-mail that seemed remotely like a girl. I’m just that classy. SO YOU GUYS ENJOY IT! And maybe, just maybe– IF YOU’RE GOOD– I will do an Onii-chan Theatre this weekend. Maybe.



Loli Illegal in the UK 17

Welp, today the “Cartoons Have Feelings Too” law went into effect in the UK. Yep. Loli is officially illegal in the UK. Will anyone in the UK actually stand up and do anything to try to fix it? Nope. But then it yet remains unclear how the law will be enforced, so it’s possible that much like the US law, it just sits around waiting for people to have child porn… so we’ll see. The normal set of links incoming. Support these folks. CBLDF ACLU And I guess Liberty in the UK. If you only care about anime sort of stuff check out Yes to Freedom. Don’t know how much they actually get done though. Haha. I’ll have a new Onii-chan Theatre later this week. Been busy with stuff.

Onii-chan Theatre: Floor Exercise Means Exactly What You Think 7

Well here we are again… but you knew that already. If you didn’t… that’s… how are you reading this? Are you made of magic?! Whatever. I promised cross-dressing ballerinas and by gumption I’m going to give you… cross-dressing gymnasts. Close enough, right? Yeah, I thought so too. So close that a motherfucker is apt to get them mixed up when casually mentioning it on another episode of this very show.

Oh well. Try to enjoy it. Also, I couldn’t remember the Japanese name while recording but it’s Shintaisou [Shin] and it’s based on a pretty decent eroge, if you’re wondering why it’s in that category. That and it’s there because I put it there! Don’t ask so many fucking questions!

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Onii-chan Radio: Cosplay Is The Devil’s Work 9

Right! About time I got this motherfucking post up. I really don’t even know where to start in describing this one. I ramble on for another hour and it’s fun times for all involved! EXCITING! Yep, I talked to the people at AX and I have some fun news about all that, but more or less it’s a run down of all the information I think you guys might have wanted to know from Anime Expo. PLEASE TO BE ENJOYING!

Nitro+ Games Coming to America 6

All of you eroge fans out there… you should know just how awesome this is just be reading the title. The news might be a bit delayed because I was busy… you know… researching… stuff… like BlazBlue. But still, JAST announced in Friday at their panel that they’d be releasing AT LEAST three Nitro+ games. The first one being Demonbane to be followed shortly by Jingai Makyou. They said they’d both be out within 12 months… and… man that’s a tall order to fill. I’ll talk more about it in the AX podcast that’ll be going up later tonight. Might slip to tomorrow if I need to do more… research. digiwombat on PSN if anyone wants to get shitstomped… I mean… I bought a lot of good porn. WE’LL TALK ABOUT ALL THAT LATER! Now I must do some things.



Onii-chan Radio: Execute the Sagara Family 3

This week I answered a question! I know, it was rough. And I finally got around to reviewing The Sagara Family. You can pick up a copy by hitting this link. And I’m not the sort of motherfucker to waste time, so here’s the podcast.

Onii-chan Radio: Those Pesky Wandering Swordfighters 4

Well… I reviewed Lightning Warrior Raidy this week. Now I’m going to go punch kittens to death until I can calm down. Oh and if anyone buys it… use this.



Onii-chan Radio: Lun Lun Logic 8

Holy fucking dick, I actually wasn’t lying about getting the podcast up. Haha. Yeah, life tries to keep a motherfucker down, but I WILL COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER! Right then, enough about this. Today is a very unspecial episode in that it’s the first visual novel (eroge). I reviewed the Peach Princess title Princess Waltz. One thing that I forgot to mention in the review was that it works fine on Vista, which was an issue for a lot of older eroge (like Yume Miru Kusuri). I didn’t get a chance to test it under Wine on Linux, so I’m not sure about that one. But enough talk. Have at you!

Review: X-Change 3

Well, in the world of poorly produced eroge, I think X-Change stands at the top of the English speaking heap. And being as I played through the other two sometime in my youth, I thought it would be fitting to give a look at X-Change 3. In this game we see the ever typical return of Takuya Aihara to be turned into a girl once again and we watch woefully as he gets raped towards some sort of conclusion. Now, mind you, I couldn’t have taken it upon myself to play through every path of this game, but I did what I could and that is what I did and so will be the way that I describe the game moving forward. Also, like a dumbass, I uninstalled the game before taking screens, so I will just be grabbing a few from the official site to save myself the trouble.You know, since I don’t have the pictures, I don’t think I will bother with a long drawn out review of the game. It sucked anyway. So anyway, to cover ground fairly quickly here, you are the same idiot you’ve been the whole time and your best friend, who raped you […]

X-Change 3