Well… this one doesn’t go quite so well. That’s what happens when you take a random, generally crappy hentai and try to make something gold out of it. I mean, fuck sake, who wants to watch 26 minutes of people talking about nothing?! Fuck sake.

Ah well. It’s good times. Let’s make out instead of watching this. It’ll be way more fun.

Well, it’s about time there was another Onii-chan Theatre. So it stands to reason that your loving Onii-chan would fuck it up.

Ah well! He’s found himself a plenty quick way to make them now that doesn’t take as long, so good news there, eh? So yeah. I hope you guys enjoy this one. It’s important! IMPORTANT, DAMNIT! It contains life lessons and all that sort of shit. Okay, that’s really all I’ve got.

Holy cuntfucks! It’s a new Onii-chan Theatre! I bet you guys peed a little! I know I did. I peed so fucking hard. Well enough bullshit from me, let’s get into this fucking thing. It’s about crazy lesbians who eat kids or something. Fucked if I know.

WAIT! One more thing. … … Not really. Watch the video.

OH RIGHT! Small note, it seems to get with in Media Player Classic (for me at least) so if it doesn’t work in that… just watch it in something else.

More question answering. Good god, I am lazy. But now I am super hungry because all I have done all day is respond to you fucksticks. AND I MEAN THAT IN THE SEXIEST POSSIBLE WAY!

Okay, I am sick of writing my intro now. Here’s a podcast.

Well, well, well. I bet if you don’t follow me on twitter then you didn’t see this coming. You kids have probably been hungry for one of these for a little while now and since I’m a fat lazy doucher, I’ve been holding out on you. WELL NOW YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT! Oh man, what a bunch of crap this one is. It’s clearly brain melting stuff. But hey, everybody loves milk and it does a body good so maybe that helped counteract it.

I don’t know why I feel the need to do two paragraphs for these descriptions, but I do, damnit. Just go with it. And if you’re a good little girl, I promise I’ll play with your nipples just like you like.

OH! And I moved to a new podcasting plugin, if there’s a problem, please do let me know in the comments or something.

Holy hell, I actually did something I said I was going to do. Shocking. But enough about that! I know a lot of you cool kids are in school, and a lot of you have probably had to take out student loans to pay your way through. As such, you should take this episode as a stern warning. It shows the bitter truth of what happens to people who don’t repay their student loans in a timely manner.

Also it shows fucking. Mostly fucking.

And believe me it does. Another catchup Ask Onii-chan thing. How’s that feel, ladies? Feel good? Like sexy muscles rippling just beneath the thin shirt that’s struggling to contain them? Yeaaaah, “romance.” Right, I’m off track already. Most of this podcast is me rambling on about shit MOST people don’t care about but since I am a terribly interested person, I make it terribly interesting. Also I hit on everything that sent me an e-mail that seemed remotely like a girl. I’m just that classy.

SO YOU GUYS ENJOY IT! And maybe, just maybe– IF YOU’RE GOOD– I will do an Onii-chan Theatre this weekend. Maybe.

Well, this time I actually took a recommendation for a Theatre suggestion because it sounded sufficiently crappy and comedic and I think the outcome was favorable. But that’s not really for me to decide, now is it?! IS IT?! That said, please don’t start bombarding me with suggestions. Chances are you will be among the many who have sent me recommendations for shows like Mahou Shoujo Ai, Famiresu Senshi Purin, or other shows that at either fairly good or are obvious parodies. There are reasons these won’t be funny, but explaining them to you wouldn’t matter.

BUT LET’S NOT BICKER AND ARGUE ABOUT WHO KILLED WHOM! Let’s watch me make fun of some terrible pornography. Ready?! GO! Oh, and the futa has nothing to do with the anime. I just liked the picture.

Some of you might have been hoping for a podcast. You are aberrant forces in the world and no one likes you as a result. The rest of you will be happy that it’s an Onii-chan Threatre because it makes sure you at least get boobies to look at.

But I’ve had about enough of these cold stereotypes about my work! Why should I have to reduce myself to watching smut to entertain people? That’s why this week, we’ll be watching a wholesome film about family values in the home and positive interactions between sibling pairs. I think it will be both educational and entertaining. Edutaining, if you will. So I shouldn’t like to keep you waiting for what will surely be a fun filled romp. So enjoy. Oh, opening bit might be a little loud. And for that I apologize. Microphone issue.

Welp, today the “Cartoons Have Feelings Too” law went into effect in the UK.

Yep. Loli is officially illegal in the UK. Will anyone in the UK actually stand up and do anything to try to fix it? Nope. But then it yet remains unclear how the law will be enforced, so it’s possible that much like the US law, it just sits around waiting for people to have child porn… so we’ll see.

The normal set of links incoming. Support these folks.

CBLDF
ACLU
And I guess Liberty in the UK.
If you only care about anime sort of stuff check out Yes to Freedom. Don’t know how much they actually get done though. Haha.

I’ll have a new Onii-chan Theatre later this week. Been busy with stuff.