Like Memento, But Porn

Onii-chan Theatre: Like Memento, But Porn 6

Seriously, I can only really guess as to what exactly I’m missing here since I cover the sound up pretty much entirely. Fuck sake, just… sex finally happens anyway.

You know, I thought “Let’s watch a fun, happy porn this week.” and this is the price I pay for my non-rape hubris.

  Onii-chan Theatre: Like Memento, But Porn (188.8 MiB, 312 hits)

Onii-chan Theatre: The Mystery Flap 4

What’s one good turn without the other?


I bet it’s something really neat.

Also, the video is cut off weird because the LAST asshole encoded the porn at the wrong size (720×408) and this one did it right (720×480) but I forgot to change the encode size. Everyone’s fault but mine.

  Onii-chan Theatre: The Mystery Flap (130.3 MiB, 428 hits)


Onii-chan Theatre: No One Even Smelled It 10

Maybe I fucking suck at this now. Who knows? Well, whatever, let’s find out, eh? It’s been four fucking years, people. What is my life even like?

As an aside, finding actual horror hentai has proved to be nigh on fucking impossible. It’s all mind-break bullshit. So much for a spooktacular Halloween.

  Onii-chan Theatre: No One Even Smelled It (126.3 MiB, 683 hits)

Onii-chan Theatre: I Really Should Watch These First 21

Well… this one doesn’t go quite so well. That’s what happens when you take a random, generally crappy hentai and try to make something gold out of it. I mean, fuck sake, who wants to watch 26 minutes of people talking about nothing?! Fuck sake.

Ah well. It’s good times. Let’s make out instead of watching this. It’ll be way more fun.

  Onii-chan Theatre: I Really Should Watch These First (111.2 MiB, 22,332 hits)



Onii-chan Theatre: When You See The Dragon 15

Well, it’s about time there was another Onii-chan Theatre. So it stands to reason that your loving Onii-chan would fuck it up.

Ah well! He’s found himself a plenty quick way to make them now that doesn’t take as long, so good news there, eh? So yeah. I hope you guys enjoy this one. It’s important! IMPORTANT, DAMNIT! It contains life lessons and all that sort of shit. Okay, that’s really all I’ve got.

  Onii-chan Theatre: When You See The Dragon (87.4 MiB, 12,369 hits)

Onii-chan Theatre: Very Little Cooking For A Cooking Show 11

Holy cuntfucks! It’s a new Onii-chan Theatre! I bet you guys peed a little! I know I did. I peed so fucking hard. Well enough bullshit from me, let’s get into this fucking thing. It’s about crazy lesbians who eat kids or something. Fucked if I know.

WAIT! One more thing. … … Not really. Watch the video.

OH RIGHT! Small note, it seems to get with in Media Player Classic (for me at least) so if it doesn’t work in that… just watch it in something else.

  Onii-chan Theatre: Very Little Cooking For A Cooking Show (155.0 MiB, 15,054 hits)



Onii-chan Radio: Them Dulcet Tones 9

More question answering. Good god, I am lazy. But now I am super hungry because all I have done all day is respond to you fucksticks. AND I MEAN THAT IN THE SEXIEST POSSIBLE WAY! Okay, I am sick of writing my intro now. Here’s a podcast.

Onii-chan Theatre: There’s Not A Cabinet Big Enough 16

Well, well, well. I bet if you don’t follow me on twitter then you didn’t see this coming. You kids have probably been hungry for one of these for a little while now and since I’m a fat lazy doucher, I’ve been holding out on you. WELL NOW YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT! Oh man, what a bunch of crap this one is. It’s clearly brain melting stuff. But hey, everybody loves milk and it does a body good so maybe that helped counteract it.

I don’t know why I feel the need to do two paragraphs for these descriptions, but I do, damnit. Just go with it. And if you’re a good little girl, I promise I’ll play with your nipples just like you like.

OH! And I moved to a new podcasting plugin, if there’s a problem, please do let me know in the comments or something.

  Onii-chan Theatre: There's Not A Cabinet Big Enough (183.0 MiB, 17,928 hits)



Onii-chan Theatre: They Are Serious About Student Loan Repayment 8

Holy hell, I actually did something I said I was going to do. Shocking. But enough about that! I know a lot of you cool kids are in school, and a lot of you have probably had to take out student loans to pay your way through. As such, you should take this episode as a stern warning. It shows the bitter truth of what happens to people who don’t repay their student loans in a timely manner.

Also it shows fucking. Mostly fucking.

  Onii-chan Theatre: They Are Serious About Student Loan Repayment (192.6 MiB, 14,152 hits)