Author Archive for Onii-chan

Onii-chan’s Dirty Past

Well hello there, dear readers. I was thinking about days gone by and lamenting that my entire archive got lost when I made the stupid, fuckhead decision to shut down OCnE in the first place. But like I said before, I have become a purveyor of porn. Luckily, through the power of web archives, I have been able to restore a good deal of my original posts, a good number of them even have the pictures that were included with the posts! How fucking awesome is that? So be sure to dig around the site and have a gander at the new posts. Most of them are good reads, I promise. And to any old readers… it’s hella nostalgic, man. Seriously.

Onii-chan Radio Episode 3: About Damn Time

Well, well, well! It’s about fucking time, eh? In this one I do a review of A Wish of My Sister (Oneechan no Onegai) and a short chat about Blue Eyes and Camp Heaven. I also answer all the Ask Onii-chan questions BUT YES! You will enjoy it I am sure. The audio is still a bit shit… I have no idea why the encoder is so shitty about it. Ah well! Enjoy it!

 
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IRC and Recording Tomorrow

Yes, yes, I’ve been slack, but I’ve been busy. I’m planning to record things tomorrow, and if you are into the chatting bit, I’ve linked to the official Onii-chan no Ecchi IRC channel. I’m always in there, most of the time, as digiwombat. Be sure to come and idle and talk to me about your deep love of the lolis and so on and so forth. Hit the link below for the delicious IRC… and keep an eye out for the podcast sometime later tomorrow. Fuuuuck am I lazy.

#dasaku @ irc.rizon.net

Don’t worry… Onii-chan is just resting.

So, I know it’s been a little while since my last little podcast bit, but I just wanted you little schmexy cakes to know that I have some shit in the pipe, and there are some good Ask Onii-chan questions I’ll be answering. I’ll be reviewing Icarus Publishing’s A Wish of my Sister. Incest and crossdressing fans will want to give that a listen. But there’s much more to be said than that. Anyway! All of that will be coming pretty soon. Be sure to send along an Ask Onii-chan question if you’ve got one.

Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Well, I finally caved to the homosexual overlords and did a podcast about the machinations of lolis. It wasn’t so bad, I think I made it through with relatively little scaring. The result is a somewhat norganized and somewhat dry podcast about why lolis get dicks hard in 48 states, and incest loli gets them hard in the other two. It’s ok that it’s a bit dry and disorganized though… why? Because I am about to post some delicious loli pictures and NO ONE CAN STOP ME! BWHAHAHAHA! But yes, please do try to enjoy the podcast. It’s hardly my best stuff, but I am tired and don’t give too much of a shit. I will do it better next time. Also, the thing encodes voice for shit… I need to mess with that.

Oh, and please contribute to Ask Onii-chan. It’s good fun and you will remain anonymous and so on. HERE’S SOME PICTURES! Be sure to start the podcast before scrolling down further. And no the images aren’t properly resized. I told you… I am feeling lazy. Right-click, view image and you see the wholllle thing.

 
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Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Onii-chan Radio: Please Miss Yuri Review

Howdy doo kids. Onii-chan is back. And this time he’s talking. OMGOMGOMG, I know. I’ll be reviewing Please Miss Yuri, the new release from Icarus Publishing. It was good times and I am figuring out the best way to go about the podcasting thing. Soooo, that’s really all I got for now. If you want to check out Icarus or Please Miss Yuri or Digital Comic AG 00 (has Please Miss Yuri chapter 1), the links are down below. Please give some feedback and so on. And tell all your friends and family. I know you will. Haha. Sorry for sniffling, etc, etc. I’ll see about fixing it up.

Please Miss Yuri: None Currently
Digital Comic AG 00: http://www.icaruscomics.com/wp_web/?p=1032
Icarus Comics: http://www.icaruscomics.com/

 
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The Machinations of Erotism: Futanari

The Machinations of Erotism: Futanari

Apologies for the lack of posts. It’s a busy time of year. So, anyway, I’ve spent a good deal of time, as you may know, considering human sexuality, especially as concerns 2D fetishism and the various subdivisions thereof. This series of… discussions, I guess you could call them, are one of the things I started OCnE to talk about as I’ve wanted to put forth my ideas on the various “weird” and “gross” (as mainstream society tends to see them, fetishes of our 2D world and maybe give fans a few places to turn for help with explaining their fascination to others; likewise, a place for those unacquainted with the particular fetishes to get a better understanding of what is at play here and a perspective that will help them see it through the eyes of a fan of that fetish.

Today, we’ll be talking about futanari. Chicks with penises. A bold choice for a first post on the subject, no doubt, but often one of the least understood of fetishes and one that has a very non-vocal fanbase outside of certain image boards and the futaket convention. Likewise, it is a fetish that is one of my personal favorites and I hope to help explain why, such that others might find their way into the glorious light of man-free sex.

First things first, often times I see an amount of confusion for futanarikko as trannies. This is a fairly inaccurate statement. While the two are not mutually exclusive in the minds of many partakers of the futanari, many of the fans I have talked to draw a firm line between females with penises and men with fake breasts and cheap wigs. I’d love to post a picture for comparison sake, but I shan’t like to do my readers such an injustice. We are, generally, not fans of futanari because of the idea that it’s a man with breasts, but rather because of the overflowing femininity that has been given an overwhelmingly masculine appendage. A lot of this comes from the fact that men are visually oriented sexually, almost to a fault. I often use the example that if you showed a close-up of a hotdog rubbing between the edges of a hotdog bun, many men would get hard.

By that same token, let’s take a perfectly acceptable situation, sexually, and apply it here. The blowjob. It’s an oft pondered over thing why men so enjoy seeing a blowjob scene in porn, sometimes to the preference of all else. There is a simple word that will play heavily into pretty much any fetish I talk about here, and that is proxy. Men, while it is not needed, are generally greatly aided by a proxy so that they can have someone to relate to in the erotic situation. This is something that not many men consider, I imagine, but it is often the case. The penis being sucked because our penis in our minds and the imagery becomes all the more potent. Now, let’s apply this to futanari. When the penis is in full view, we have a proxy without any sort of competition, i.e. another male. That is to say, we don’t have a guy who doesn’t fit properly into our mental image of ourselves, instead we have a penis, through which to proxy, and a second woman. So, in effect, the sexual imagery is all the more potent.

For the slow people, I will sum it up. You get all the benefits of yuri and hetero porn without the fat guy with no face. In fact, that is one of the things I find the most enjoyable. You get a (in the stuff I look at) beautiful girl fucking another beautiful girl, making those wonderful expressions. To draw another example that is nice and quotable, it’s like strap-on porn with a money shot. Many men know the importance of seeing ejaculation. To explain, it is very similar to the original proxy of the penis to begin with, their sexual excitement and release becomes ours in our mind. Likewise, seeing ejaculate tends to do for males what seeing a delicious meal does for a hungry person. These topics are basically just relative to normal sex, but that is really the truth to futanari, it’s not that far off from normal sex. Just take a girl in a strap-on, make the strap-on real and you’re done.

Anyway, that’s about all I have for this one, since I am lazy. Haha. Please feel free to ask further questions or present your views in the comments. I’d like to hear them.

The Machinations of Erotism: Futanari

I know I’m lazy…

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m going to get around to posting soon. I know it’s depressing looking at a pitiful two articles, but deal with it. DEAL WITH IT! OR ELSE I WON’T POST BOOBIES RIGHT BELOW THIS TEXT!!!

I know I’m lazy…

Also, I was in this podcast. I get bleeped out like a motherfucker. Some people.

Review: The Spirit of Capitalism

Well, I’m sort of wondering how best to do this thing. So I am going to just write it in the typical rambling style and trying to hit on things I think are important and write out blah blah. Like I did with my old doujinshi reviews.

First off, thanks a ton to Icarus Publishing for the book. It was put to paper by the fabulous Tuna Empire. The print quality is top notch. You know, all that stuff. Here’s the info block.

Book: The Spirit of Capitalism
Creator: Tuna Empire
Publisher: Icarus Publishing
Buy It Here

Well, first off, the art is really fantastic. I’ve always been a big fan of artist that are capable of portraying the softness of women, when they are soft, that is. The curves of the ladies and the way their various part mash to together. It’s wonderful. Now when I was looking through the book to try to find a solid genre to put it in, I was rather hard pressed to get it. Let’s run the list here. There’s clearly some nipple fetishism, there’s femdom, there’s futa, there’s group sex, chikan, lots of anal play, yuri. The list proably goes on a bit more, but that’s not going to give you an idea of what goes on.

Review: The Spirit of Capitalism

Itou Sayuri is a new office lady at a company with some rather interesting company policies. Well, let’s take the uniform for example. The vest doesn’t cover the breasts, there is no skirt to speak of, and women’s name tags are worn through the nipple. Just like the company I work at. Basically the story goes that the office ladies are in charge of keeping up productivity by blowing all the guys in the office any time they get a hard on. Through the course of things, the ladies take advantage of each other as well. Good stuff. The only chapter that really felt sort of out of place was the train chapter. Things just sort of seemed not to fit in, and it felt more like wish fulfillment that anything else. That is not to say it wasn’t super hot. The chapter eye catch (or whatever you call it) was the hottest in the entire book , hands down.

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Onii-chan… We’ve Missed You

That is what I imagine all of you are thinking right now. Yes, Onii-chan is back. And this time, things are going to work a little differently. Instead of just talking about sociological and psychological issues and meanings in erotic Japanese media and the people who like them, you know, the shit that I built this site for originally, we’ll be cutting down on the hyper porn and try to keep things classy. In fact, we’ll be talking about feminism in erotic anime and stuff. We’ll also be jumping into homosexual themes and talking about the stereotypes and culture of objectification created by the complacency bred of commonly seeing groups demeaned in these erotic artforms.

For a more in depth sample of things, hit the jump and we’ll go over some stuff.

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