HO HO HO! And such. I hope all you sexy people had a fun Christmas, Hanukkah, Yule, or martyrdom depending on your preferences and/or flight number. Well, whatever you did this season, my patron god Odin is never pleased unless this time of year is celebrated with a feast, a fuck, and gifts aplenty. So by way of appeasing The Wanderer, I am going to be doing nine episodes of Onii-chan Theatre as my Yuletide gift to you unwashed masses. Why nine? Look it up, asshole. Fuck sake. What do I pay you people for?

Anyway, episode one is Luv Wave. Not as funny as I’d had hoped originally, but hey! They can’t all be zingers… especially when you pick a show that’s fairly well animated…