Ugh. Ok, I’m pretty sure I have food poisoning. So I’m going to go vomit up some Mahi Mahi I had earlier today but hey! In the mean time, why don’t you guys get down with this latest episode of Onii-chan Theatre. I feel like you guys are getting the better deal here. Ok, I really have to stop typing this to go vomit into the toilet now. Toilet’s not that clean either. Ugh, it’s going to be a bad night. Please enjoy the video, though! YEAH!
Onii-chan Theatre: Belts Are In This Season (119.5 MiB, 5,060 hits)
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. That’s too many wells… Ok let’s reign this description in and get on with shit. This week there’s a SPECIAL SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT! And we review the Icarus Publishing title The Girl With A Thousand Curses. WHICH Simon does not have on his web store, so check your local retailers. So enjoy the podcast and do go find a copy. Oh, and I said that it was released in April but it actually came out in June due to some delays in the printing process so Icarus could make it look nicer. Looks like they just didn’t update the back bit, I guess? Whatever, doesn’t matter! Enjoy the podcast.
Note: Sound goes a bit wonky at 23:13 for a minute or two due to issues with my soundcard. Apologies about that, not much I can do to fix it at the moment. I’ll get a new mic/soundcard at some point in the future.
Well, well, well. It got put up a little late in the evening (or morning, if you’re one of those sort of dicks who pretends 3am is Friday morning.), but the latest episode of Onii-chan Theatre is ready and waiting for you to dive in and enjoy. I’m still trying to figure out who told the Japanese that licking panties was something that you should do with a woman…
Onii-chan Theatre: The Two-Finger Method (120.1 MiB, 6,077 hits)
Right! About time I got this motherfucking post up. I really don’t even know where to start in describing this one. I ramble on for another hour and it’s fun times for all involved! EXCITING! Yep, I talked to the people at AX and I have some fun news about all that, but more or less it’s a run down of all the information I think you guys might have wanted to know from Anime Expo. PLEASE TO BE ENJOYING!
So, I wrote a giant fucking comment in response to Ritchan (which was triggered by my talking briefly about why I think ugly dudes show up so often in eroanime) and I figured I might as well post it up proper so people can see what I was talking about since it’s like… kinda long. Here’s his comment for clarity:
Ritchan:
Hey Randall, you make some good points. But would a person who imagines themselves as more attractive than they are watch porn? As an “attractive” person, shouldn’t the person exclude himself from the porn-watching segment? Only when his pride breaks and he sees himself in the mirror do these types of people sit down and watch other people getting it on.
I mean, people in denial. I suppose you could relate this to your guest blog “Your Mom and La Blue Girl: BFF”.
Naaah, see. Ok, sex is a base instinct. Arousal and so on are common to all humans, but familiarity with that sort of thing basically just means you’re more willing to be turned on by various types of stuff. That has very little to do with the baseline enjoyment that we derive from viewing pornography or nudity in general.
Men, and some women, have VERY strong visual centers, especially when it comes to sex. This comes from our developing as the hunters of our species. We needed to be able to track things so we could kill them, even in low light situations and so on and blah blah blah. So since procreation is necessary to the survival of a species, we find women attractive, which is largely a visual thing for us. Now, I’m skipping some steps in the process there, but they relate to one another in that way.
As a dude, you might’ve noticed that most any time you look at nudity, there’s a fairly positive feeling inside your brain, a sort of warm, “this is good” feeling. Almost every male will have that same feeling unless he’s been conditioned otherwise by some outside force. And even then, he’ll probably still get the feeling, but it will trigger more powerful feelings of guilt, etc, etc.
Anyway. Back to the main point. Attractive people still feel the same sort of mini-rush when they see an attractive woman.
As near as I can figure, the big bulky dude boning the hot, tiny chick is more of a contrast thing. The girls are often seen as something pure and the men indicate a sort of corrupting force. Any time the sex seems sort of immoral or there’s an overtone of corruption, the guy generally looks like he’s seen the business end of a shovel. Usually when it’s between younger people, or there’s a more attractive male present, the sex tends to be portrayed as more pure or at least it doesn’t symbolize the corruption of the female. This isn’t always the case, but I’ve found it’s a fairly common thread.
All of you eroge fans out there… you should know just how awesome this is just be reading the title. The news might be a bit delayed because I was busy… you know… researching… stuff… like BlazBlue. But still, JAST announced in Friday at their panel that they’d be releasing AT LEAST three Nitro+ games. The first one being Demonbane to be followed shortly by Jingai Makyou. They said they’d both be out within 12 months… and… man that’s a tall order to fill.
I’ll talk more about it in the AX podcast that’ll be going up later tonight. Might slip to tomorrow if I need to do more… research. digiwombat on PSN if anyone wants to get shitstomped… I mean… I bought a lot of good porn. WE’LL TALK ABOUT ALL THAT LATER! Now I must do some things.
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