Oh what a wild and wacky podcast we have today. I have been fatted up with delivery pastas and sandwiches. BUT DID I LET A SLOWLY CREEPING MALAISE WASH OVER ME? NO I DID NOT! I SOLDIERED ON! I TYPED IN CAPS! I BRAVED THE FRONT LINES OF TALKING INTO A MICROPHONE, ALONE IN A SMALL APARTMENT LIKE A CREEPY LOSER FOR YOU PEOPLE!
If you read all of that, good work. I’d have given up halfway through and gone to get a snack. But that’s not what you’re here for! Presumably! So without further delay (not that you were forced to take to this post in linear fashion or anything), I hereby (oh, now he thinks he’s all fancy) give you the latest episode of Onii-chan Radio.
OMAKE TIMEM!!! Lots of casual swearing and… well… we were playing dominoes. It shouldn’t really be clear what’s going on.
Everyone loves dominoes.
Wow. Just wow. Getting this thing recorded was maybe one of the most harrowing experiences since elephants charged down mountains all those years ago. Did it come out well? … Eh. We had to do it three times, the recording software did a questionable job.
Is it funny? I like to think so. A bit funny, a bit insightful. Please do enjoy it. And if you have an idea for the name of this fucking thing, go for it.
UPDATE: Now with delicious domino related omake!
This new and exciting world insists upon new and exciting mediums. And having cleared up the technical difficulties standing my path, I HAVE MADE VISUAL SEX! Don’t believe me? Well take a gander below and you’ll see the power and the glory for yourself.
That’s right. I have done a patently unfunny walk-through of the first episode of Akibakei Kanojo. Please do let me know what you think. Hopefully you dig it. Especially the ladies, aww yeah.
Onii-chan Theatre: Akibakei Onii-chan (98.1 MiB, 2,029 hits)
Welp… here goes that issue once again. The ignorant cock-fight crazed yellow Mexicans of the Philippines are trying to ban loli. You know, for the kids.
I’m so tired of actually putting effort into defending loli. There’s about 800 posts on the site explaining it, so let’s get down to the issue at hand. A pair of chicks who look like they aren’t smart enough to clean the underside of my balls are all up in arms because they read that a first world country was doing something to help the children.
Being the near-sighted TV personality whores that they are, they said to themselves “HEY! I like kids. Kids are good. Sexual feelings are bad.” and then promptly stopped thinking about anything.
And that’s where we are. Again, I’m so sick of defending this that I won’t even bother. Flip kids, go defend your freedoms. Or don’t. I could give a fuck. I’m getting really sick of seeing the people’s voices and opinions getting crushed because the group being oppressed isn’t large enough or Christian enough.
Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, Vox populi, vox Dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.
It doesn’t take any sort of bravery to stand up in front of a world and say something you know everyone will agree with. But then, bravery has been in short supply in this world for a long time. Now here’s a hot, naked character who never existed. How old is she? Fucked if I know.
Well… I reviewed Lightning Warrior Raidy this week. Now I’m going to go punch kittens to death until I can calm down.
Oh and if anyone buys it… use this.
Holy fucking dick, I actually wasn’t lying about getting the podcast up. Haha. Yeah, life tries to keep a motherfucker down, but I WILL COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER! Right then, enough about this. Today is a very unspecial episode in that it’s the first visual novel (eroge).
I reviewed the Peach Princess title Princess Waltz. One thing that I forgot to mention in the review was that it works fine on Vista, which was an issue for a lot of older eroge (like Yume Miru Kusuri). I didn’t get a chance to test it under Wine on Linux, so I’m not sure about that one. But enough talk. Have at you!
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