Well fuck me that was a serious net outage. Well, not an entire outage, but it’d go down ever 10-15 minutes. And a man just can’t make videos about shitty porn like that. It’s a science fact. But that’s ok because I’m back online now and things are back on course… unless I end up playing too much Battlefield Bad Company 2, which is a very real danger.

Anyway, today we delve into the world of what would happen if a strung-out, heroin-addicted art student made an erotically themed anime. And, oh yes, it’s as wonderful as it sounds.

  Onii-chan Theatre: Sure Beats Eggs And Vinegar (138.6 MiB, 371 hits)

Ok, ok. I don’t really go to war. But I talk about… well, a war. I can’t promise this will be of interest to you, but I was asked by an active duty infantryman to talk about my thoughts on the US war in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I’m not the type of guy to shirk a request from a soldier. Especially not one that lets me prattle on like an idiot for 45 minutes.

That said, if you don’t want to hear a lot of talk about the sort of bullshit that goes on in America as regards a fairly unpopular piece of our foreign affairs then it might be in your best interests to skip over this one. I’m not so much explaining anything as I am talking about some personal thoughts in a form that other people can hear at the behest of someone with a vested interest in it. Also, I probably repeat myself a good bit, but I do that when I am trying to make sure I get all my thoughts out there over the course of 45 minutes with no script. Haha.

Still, some people might just like the soothing sound of my manly voice, and fuck it, that’s good enough. So… I would say please enjoy, but that doesn’t seem quite right for this episode. Probably not as funny as you’d expect a podcast about a war with Islamic extremists to be.

On the plus side, it gave me a fucking stellar reason to post tits and guns. Two of my favorite things. Oh and a little tidbit, this is the 100th post on OCnE. Hooray?

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Yeah buddy. Life’s good. Livin’ large. Really? No. But that’s fine. Let’s get on with it! The first fucking Onii-chan Radio in a while. What’d we talk about? Life, love, and girls with penises. It’s a can’t miss episode guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat for the full 90 ridiculous fucking minutes can’t anyone shut this asshole up? For the love of god.

So what’d I review? Only Icarus Publishing’s latest book: Read Me. I can’t exactly link the store entry because Simon is a lazy cunt who’s not got it up on his site yet. But please do go out and get yourself a copy. It’s well worth it. What else was I going to talk about? Fuck, I guess it doesn’t matter. I’ve already run on for 90 minutes in the podcast proper, so I’ll see you fuckers in a week, eh?

Oh right, I was going to link the Lawrence Krauss talk discussed in the podcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo.

Please do enjoy it.

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Well, it’s finally here! The last of the Yuletide episodes! I know you fuckers are already out of the spirit of the season, but Odin loves to get down and HE KNOWS NOT WHEN TO QUIT! So I’ve given him a warrior woman befitting the final episode of my tribute! EXCLAMATION POINT! Yep.

Still, I think we’ve had ourselves a pretty good episode for the last one. Went well. The Lone Ranger showed up, it was a good time. I’ve got nothing to say about it, though. I mean I’ve had to do nine of these fucking things, can’t I catch a fucking break? COME ON!

  Onii-chan Theatre: The Downside To Buttons (105.8 MiB, 2,044 hits)

Hello, hello my esteemed readers; happy to see me again? You are? I know you’re lying and you were hoping this was a new Onii-Chan Theatre, but I appreciate the thought. Anyspunk, welcome to another edition of Mischif no Snark! Just an FYI, I will be changing the name of these segments sometime soon, the current one was only supposed to be a working title until someone (*cough*) posted it early. But anyway, that’s not what you’re here for, you’re here to see me rip on some shitty eromanga, right? Right! So let me just dive in this bitch like the cunning linguist I am:

Read More…

Well how’s that title for a reference no one will get until they go look it up on the Google Machine. It’s ok though. I know at least a couple of you will pretend you got it without looking it up. It’s the way of the intertron. I won’t judge you harshly, I promise.

Ok, I will judge you harshly, but that’s hardly the point. Here we are with episode eight of nine. Just one more on the morrow and we’ll be done with this insane trail of ridiculous mockery. And life will go on and the children will run wild in the streets and we’ll get back to a slightly more sane schedule. There’ll be a podcast next weekend or maybe around Thursday in which I will be reviewing Read Me! and answering any questions I’ve gotten. LOOK FORWARD TO IT!

  Onii-chan Theatre: Burke-tan's Semi-Landed Gentry (121.9 MiB, 1,652 hits)

Back again with another snack for your butts! A sorrowful tale of revenge! Exclamation point! I’m really having trouble writing a description for this one. Not a whole lot to say about it. It has nurses, I guess? That’s good enough. I mean, I really just need to fill a little bit of space with text so the video doesn’t get lonely when no one’s watching it.

What? You didn’t know that was what the description text was for? Ahh, to be young again. Yeah, this is really rambling. I just have nothing to say at the moment. !! Oh shit! Maybe the blacks stole my description! Those mother fuckers.

  Onii-chan Theatre: A Dish Best Served With Butter (114.2 MiB, 1,302 hits)

I take time out of my busy fucking Harvest Moon playing schedule to make these episodes for you people and what do I get in return? One of the most boring episodes of anything I’ve ever seen in my life. Sweet monkey fuck, what’s a man to do? Whatever, I wasted my hours encoding and so forth, so here you go. I promise episodes, not quality episodes.

That said, it is much more fun for me when there’s something interesting to watch. But that’s fine. We’ll happen across another deliciously good episode at some point. You can’t just go expected to get this or that thing. YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHATEVER RANDOM EPISODE I PICK! THEM’S THE RULES!

  Onii-chan Theatre: O Gang-rape, My Gang-rape (115.3 MiB, 1,242 hits)

Well here we are again… but you knew that already. If you didn’t… that’s… how are you reading this? Are you made of magic?! Whatever. I promised cross-dressing ballerinas and by gumption I’m going to give you… cross-dressing gymnasts. Close enough, right? Yeah, I thought so too. So close that a motherfucker is apt to get them mixed up when casually mentioning it on another episode of this very show.

Oh well. Try to enjoy it. Also, I couldn’t remember the Japanese name while recording but it’s Shintaisou [Shin] and it’s based on a pretty decent eroge, if you’re wondering why it’s in that category. That and it’s there because I put it there! Don’t ask so many fucking questions!

  Onii-chan Theatre: Floor Exercise Means Exactly What You Think (124.8 MiB, 1,297 hits)

Did I get lazy just because the new year has come to kill us all? Maybe a little bit, but that’s fine, right? Yuletide episode four of nine is IN OUR FACE! OH MAN! How did it come out, you ask? Well… you know, I was sort of distracted by snack cakes. They call to me. Right, but I’m getting off topic. Watch the new episode and enjoy it if you’re into that sort of thing.

I’m boring myself with this crap. DRAGGING ON WHEN I KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WANT! YOU WANT MY VIDEOS! Well… FINE! JERK! Here it is. Two episodes for the price of one.

  Onii-chan Theatre: That Sort Of Evening (112.6 MiB, 1,011 hits)