What do you want from me? It’s another fucking podcast. I have heard your cries and I will be doing more videos. But in the mean time, I decided to answer the Ask Onii-chan questions I had outstanding. Good times.

Feel free to send in some more Ask Onii-chan questions. I’ll get to them quicker next time. As well as with the videos. And hopefully I will get some stuff to review pretty soon. YEAH!

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Well, fans of shounen manga should have a pretty good idea about where we’re going with today’s episode. Yep. Train rape. And bread. They go together like… uhh… you know… train rape… and bread. But enough about that, let’s talk about you. What’s your sign? Do you come here often? Show us your tits.

Ok, ok. I’m really getting lazy with these openings, but what do you expect from me? I already work one a day a week on this fucking site, how am I supposed to do more than that? I CAN’T, GOD DAMNIT! I JUST CANT! Now watch this hilarious internets video before I come over there and MAKE you finish those peas.

  Onii-chan Theatre: Yakitate!! Train Rape (119.4 MiB, 697 hits)

What’s that? You want to hear me talk about the history of modern religious conflict in Ireland?! Well you’re in luck, due to reasons, I have just finished talking about that very thing! An amazing coincidence to be sure. And oh man how sick am I of typing out descriptions for these things? Can’t I just post the damn file and be done with it? No, no. That wouldn’t do.

Anyway, as is typical with Onii-chan Explains, it’s not terribly funny and it’s more educational. Plus I talk about my thoughts on stuff. If you don’t care to hear the history of The Troubles, you might want to just take a break for a week and wait for my next funny video about porn. YEAH!

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Well, I felt like I’d gone long enough without answering the questions I had sitting in my inbox, so now you guys get to deal with me answering a few questions. But it’s not all bland, I talk about incest and go into a blind rage while insulting Christianity at the same time as I give historical reasons why it’s all bullshit and they need to give the fun holidays back to the pagans they seemed so happy to burn all those years ago.

But hey, don’t take my word for it. Click the listening method of your choice and GET FUNKAY OMIGAHD. And if you have any sort of random question, feel free to send me an e-mail via the Ask Onii-chan link up top. YEAH!

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I think today has a wholly apt title. Lots of terrible jokes, lots of blatant racism, and I pick on Canada. If you don’t like racism, I suggest you watch it so you can be maybe mildly offended. Or whatever. And to my Canadians readers, I love you guys. Really dug the opening ceremonies. Maybe I will move to Vancouver. Then we can all have snacks.

Other than that, it’s a pretty good episode of stuff. We watch Rei Rei. It’s a good time. Man… I’m just trying to fill a little bit of space to try to make it look like I’m not being lazy or paying attention. Honestly, it’s a fairly inexplicable episode of something that is really a rough approximation an eroanime… but it’s low in cholesterol and there are lesbians.

  Onii-chan Theatre: I Will Not Apologize For This (126.7 MiB, 1,635 hits)

Welp, that’s the length and breadth of it. Christopher Handley has been sentenced to six months in prison, following by three years supervised release, and five years probation. A major failing of the American justice system, but this is what happens when you let local lawyers take care of your case instead of hiring experts like the ACLU and the CBLDF, both of whom I would ask you to support, especially after the outcome of this case.

But that’s just not good enough for me. Free speech is god in my mind, so let’s go ahead and post the same pictures that got Handley sent up. How about it? Yeah, come and get me, government. Let’s do this thing.

Update: Also go read Simon’s post.

Well fuck me that was a serious net outage. Well, not an entire outage, but it’d go down ever 10-15 minutes. And a man just can’t make videos about shitty porn like that. It’s a science fact. But that’s ok because I’m back online now and things are back on course… unless I end up playing too much Battlefield Bad Company 2, which is a very real danger.

Anyway, today we delve into the world of what would happen if a strung-out, heroin-addicted art student made an erotically themed anime. And, oh yes, it’s as wonderful as it sounds.

  Onii-chan Theatre: Sure Beats Eggs And Vinegar (138.6 MiB, 1,623 hits)

Ok, ok. I don’t really go to war. But I talk about… well, a war. I can’t promise this will be of interest to you, but I was asked by an active duty infantryman to talk about my thoughts on the US war in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I’m not the type of guy to shirk a request from a soldier. Especially not one that lets me prattle on like an idiot for 45 minutes.

That said, if you don’t want to hear a lot of talk about the sort of bullshit that goes on in America as regards a fairly unpopular piece of our foreign affairs then it might be in your best interests to skip over this one. I’m not so much explaining anything as I am talking about some personal thoughts in a form that other people can hear at the behest of someone with a vested interest in it. Also, I probably repeat myself a good bit, but I do that when I am trying to make sure I get all my thoughts out there over the course of 45 minutes with no script. Haha.

Still, some people might just like the soothing sound of my manly voice, and fuck it, that’s good enough. So… I would say please enjoy, but that doesn’t seem quite right for this episode. Probably not as funny as you’d expect a podcast about a war with Islamic extremists to be.

On the plus side, it gave me a fucking stellar reason to post tits and guns. Two of my favorite things. Oh and a little tidbit, this is the 100th post on OCnE. Hooray?

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Yeah buddy. Life’s good. Livin’ large. Really? No. But that’s fine. Let’s get on with it! The first fucking Onii-chan Radio in a while. What’d we talk about? Life, love, and girls with penises. It’s a can’t miss episode guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat for the full 90 ridiculous fucking minutes can’t anyone shut this asshole up? For the love of god.

So what’d I review? Only Icarus Publishing’s latest book: Read Me. I can’t exactly link the store entry because Simon is a lazy cunt who’s not got it up on his site yet. But please do go out and get yourself a copy. It’s well worth it. What else was I going to talk about? Fuck, I guess it doesn’t matter. I’ve already run on for 90 minutes in the podcast proper, so I’ll see you fuckers in a week, eh?

Oh right, I was going to link the Lawrence Krauss talk discussed in the podcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo.

Please do enjoy it.

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Well, it’s finally here! The last of the Yuletide episodes! I know you fuckers are already out of the spirit of the season, but Odin loves to get down and HE KNOWS NOT WHEN TO QUIT! So I’ve given him a warrior woman befitting the final episode of my tribute! EXCLAMATION POINT! Yep.

Still, I think we’ve had ourselves a pretty good episode for the last one. Went well. The Lone Ranger showed up, it was a good time. I’ve got nothing to say about it, though. I mean I’ve had to do nine of these fucking things, can’t I catch a fucking break? COME ON!

  Onii-chan Theatre: The Downside To Buttons (105.8 MiB, 2,988 hits)